RETARDED COP-Tea 'n' Fags

Available on iTunes yo! http://tinyurl.com/Tea-n-fags
http://retardedcop.bandcamp.com/track/tea-and-fags

Tea and fags,Tea and fags
are all I have now,
I've got no money for cans
Spent the last of my scratcher on ciggies and dinner
and an all cash card but it was'nt a winner

Tea and fags and a porno mag,
I'm stayin' in tonight
and thats the height of my plans
I used to have broadband till I got disconnected
Now I'm surfing Aertel and I feel fucking dejected.

I don't know whats going on
Where has all my money gone?
One night in the pub and I'm on the skids
Cos I went and blew all of my lids


I cant get around,without a fuss
I used to have a car
but now I'm back on the bus
If I could afford I would take ya out dancing
But I'm even too skint for any fucking romancin'

Everyone's broke I know its not just me
So Now I'm gonna stop moaning
its a pain in the gee
one things for sure the black economies thrivin'
And with my tea and fags I'll keep on fucking surviving


I don't know where it all went pear
But I feel like throwing myself down the stairs
Just for a laugh like cos I'm bored fucking senseless
its time to get cans would be the general consensus

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Tea
• 'n'
• Fags

[tripoly15]

Brilliant. Found this completely randomly. Ya got a new fan here

[Gazontheraz]

@tripoly15 @tripoly15 Lovely!I love new fans!YEIOWZA!

[DannyMc71]

You use swears in front of your ma?!!

[tommyobrien84]

1:30 fag ash in the cha..!!



[keyholeartists]

Where has all my £money£ gone ? ... :-)

[roisina1]

His mammy is brilliant! oh god blessuz ya can't say dat in a song!!

[ThePatches4000]

he got fired from his job called cws

[darkdeviljones]

what happened to ur other video in d field rocking out....?

[ianrippy]

Fuckin' love it!

[fergusgannon2008]

awesome. excellent work lads

[drugrocker]

is that a drunken fish records t-shirt..? cool!