Honest Movie Theater Recap

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Sometimes the best pre-movie entertainment doesn't take place on the screen.

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[thagrammarnazi]

I once had a teenage couple sitting behind me, the guy kept kicking the back of my chair, talking like a loud obnoxious douche the entire movie and his whiney girlfriend wouldn't stop laughing loudly and nasally at scenes that weren't remotely funny and begging him to tape parts of it on his phone, god i wanted to murder them both.

[DCDigitalStudios]

This is why I pirate movies.

[XLucyBowersX]

Sat through the whole of the last HP movie with some terrified 5 year old behind me crying and saying she was scared to which her Dad kept saying "it's nearly over now" and "just go to sleep"!!! Although that one did admittedly make me lol a little bit

[Moritoe]

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[JonathanKeyesMusic]

Josh is the best narrator.

[wizdoomb]

"Two strangers passively fought over the armrest" I need to know lol, how many people do this and is this just a guy thing. I've done this a number of times in movies and on planes.

[Frolsa84]

@7silverpants

Especially if it's a porn movie.

[Dr2Moriarty]

I went to the movies on thanksgiving once. I was completely alone in the theater. BEST. DAY. EVER.

[7silverpants]

The best way to watch a movie is to sit with all your friends and watch it on a projector at home..

[junaid07306]

Thats why i use netflix

[LoveThemMusic]

how could anybody dislike this??! it's so true!!