Gennady Zyuganov political commercial parody

English transcript:
Beer-swilling criminal: Give me that purse!
*****Zyuganov enters and gives the camera a nice ass-shot as he helps the babushka to her feet*****
Zyuganov: Have you noticed how horrible modern life in Russia is?
Babushka: Yes.
*****Cut to campaign rhetoric*****
Zyuganov: Today, criminals wander the streets. Former soldiers who once served the fatherland have become homeless. It's too expensive to support a family, and it's also hard for the elderly -- on such a pension, you can only die!
*****Zyuganov shakes his finger in disapproval, continues...*****
It wasn't always like this. Do you remember, comrades, the time of the Soviet Union?
*****Emphasizes his point with an Aladdin-esque sweep of the hand*****
Homemaker: I want to find a good husband who works as a bureaucrat in the Communist Party, and I want to live with him in a communal apartment!
Student: I'd just like to get a diploma from a prestigious agricultural university and work on a communal farm.
Traveler: It would be great if I could travel, but only in Russia and former Soviet republics. The West doesn't interest me.
Zyuganov: I, too, remember the time of the Soviet Union, when our lives were sweeter and our desires simpler. So it was, so it will be.
*****(This is a shameless rip-off of Dmitry Medvedev's campaign slogan, "So it will be.")*****
Attractive feminine voice: Gennady Zyuganov -- So it was, so it will be.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Gennady Zyuganov
• Dmitry Medvedev
• Soviet Union
• Political campaign ad
• Russian politics
• communal apartment
• communal farm
• Aladdin
• modern Russia
• Communist Party
• Геннадий Зюганов
• Дмитрий Медведев
• Советский Союз
• Бабушка
• Так и будет
• Babushka

[UnitedCommunists]

GLORY TO GENNADY ZYUGANOV AND THE COMMUNIST PARTY!!

SOVETSKY SOYUZA!!