An Asymptote (Parody of "I'm On A Boat") by Roadside Assistance

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An Asymptote
To "I'm On A Boat"
By Roadside Assistance (Jack Fischer, Tyler Friedman, and Daniel Jablansky)

[Dan]
Math Class
[Tyler/Jack]
Aww snap
Get your calcs ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the class open your binders
But stay in radian mode
We graphin' this, let's go

0:16
An asymptote (An asymptote)
An asymptote
Everybody look at me cause I'm graphing asymptotes (Graphing asymptotes)
An asymptote (An asymptote)
An asymptote
Take a good hard look at the tangent asymptote
Tote, yeah

[Jack] 0:28
An asymptote, just can't touch it, approach infinity
Drawing straight dotted lines, on a graphing spree
Doing cotangent, just check out what I wrote
Secant, tan or whatever, I'm making asymptotes

[Tyler] 0:39
Take a look at this (This)
An asymptote which (Which)
Is from a cosecant graph, in its own niche (Niche)
I got my reference page
Just made all the copies
Just made all the copies
I use a ruler, so I know
My notes aren't sloppy

[Jack] 0:52
And all my secant graphs, they've got the turns in it
They're really nice, and even Tyler's gotta admit
But this ain't geometry, this is as real as it gets
Got asymptotes cuz this is trig, don't you ever forget

[Tyler] 1:04
An asymptote and
It's what I wrote and
See them on 'ciprical graphs, as well as on tan
All the totes are straight, going vertic'lly-o
And for the U's, they go on top and be-low

Get your calcs up!
These totes are real!

[Jack] 1:20
Forget y, tan x , When you're graphing
When you're graphing
Forget sine, reciprocals, When you're graphing
When you're graphing
I'm in class with my boys, When you're graphing
Ehh
Roadside Assistance make noise When you're graphing

[Tyler] 1:33
Secant, I'm gonna graph it now
Graph it now
When teachers see my totes, they all say wow
All say wow
Axis of sym is nil and Pi, somehow
Pi somehow
Unlike root minus one, anything is possible

[Dan] 1:46
Yeah, never thought I'd graph asymptotes
[Tyler: Let's go]
I'm sweating; I need a root beer float
O'Brien (Professor) please teach meee, ohhh
[Tyler: Graph tangent next]
I'm scaring all of these chaps away
My graphs make them all go astray
No one else got a say
Our class ends todayyy...

2:12
An asymptote
An asymptote
Everybody look at me cause I'm graphing asymptotes
Whoa ohh
An asymptote
An asymptote
Take a good hard look at the tangent asymptote
Math Class, Math Class, yeah yeah yeah

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[cheesecakeman2005]

this is fucking gay

[RoadsideAssistance11]

@cheesecakeman2005 cooper go back to ap stat

[wendywillner]

LAWLZ BAWLZ



[TheWillRogers]

lol, i approve.

[trump6]

lol best ending ever