Iliza Shlesinger - I Have A Dream...Not Yours - Comedy.com

Iliza has two rules for approaching her at a dinner party: don't feed her any political lines and keep your dreams to yourself.

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[miggidymark]

people that like her comedy are the ones responsible for Dane Cook having a career.

[omgallgoodnamestaken]

I could watch her for hours <3

[Hoobifta]

Try a brick wall and artificial laughter, then it sounds so real. Yes! I'm 100% good, I'm invincible! Heh heh, I'm so funny, why, I have a blast from a decent socialist!

[Lolic0nz]

damn that crooked smile gets me every time.

[mojojojo2999]

that "normal" dream routine had me rolling on the floor for hours. Laughing a lot. Seriously...

[w0rdisbond]

No audience and added on laughter

[SARGER5]

@miggidymark how so? I don't think you realize how foolish you really are

[miggidymark]

@SARGER5 seriously?? you didn't think that one through, did ya?

[SARGER5]

@miggidymark people like you who constantly talk about him are what gives him a career

[officialODi]

Tits or GTFO

[farronx]

WHERE'S THE FUNNY???

[larfoutloudLOL]

not funny.

[drmichaelyang]

@miggidymark For as long as youtube has been in existence, I have never commented until this very moment. Mark, I could not agree with you more.  It takes a particular brand on mediocrity + attractiveness to achieve this type of success.

[katucy123]

She sucks at stand up, but she's hot so... XD

[yardkyle]

love it when the top two comments contradict each other :)

[HoodedAussies]

then I took a nap???? in a dream ?!?!?!!? that's not normal, that's INCEPTION!!!

[SkwerlBergamot]

@miggidymark

yeah i bed you liked dane cook too when he first showed up

[AyKay47]

@miggidymark mad that you are too slow to understand how funny and intelligent she really is? Dane Cook is silly humor sure, but this chick is a fucking comedic genius!

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

@stinkyeggs

I can't tell if you're saying that people who don't like political conversations are stupid, or if that one girl at your parties just happens to be stupid.

Not trying to pick a fight though, I'm actually curious lol.

[OfficialKatCrueTV]

HAHAH! She cracks me up. I love her.

[miggidymark]

@Doyouhearthemtoo your point? girls do gay shit all the time, bathroom groupings, wow she's pretty comments, lets go to a bar and ignore men and drink for free ....my point is, just cuz you're a girl, doesn't mean you won't give her a pass based on looks.

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@miggidymark I'm a girl

[stinkyeggs]

What kind of house parties does she go to? Clearly not my kind where EVERYONE is talking politics and there's the one random girl being all "guys... guys, why are being so political? Cant we just talk about like sex and fart jokes and stuff"

[margiepie13]

honestly, i almost cant watch her stand up cuz i pretty much die laughing every time

[Jerremy11]

she is the only reason i watch excused!

[miggidymark]

@Doyouhearthemtoo hey bud, i don't need to be a graduate from juilliard to know that "Showgirls" sucked balls. But I liked it and you liked it because we got to see Jessie Spano's boobs. Just like with this chick, you gave her a pass because of her looks, and i made a point to listen to it again to see if I was being harsh on her, but no.

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@miggidymark  bud thisis funny what do you think is funny, Bill Gates?

have fun at you table of one with your laptop ooking like a total creeper and stop trolling