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The Midnight Beast - Videogames

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Published on Jul 26, 2012

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Videogames video from our Debut Album and E4 show The Midnight Beast, produced by Mary Burke for Warp Films & Cuba Comedy. Series written by Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris & Tom Edge, and directed by Ben Gregor. Every Thursday night!

Lyrics...

I like games they're hot to turn on
You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone
You complete em; they don't hang around wanting more
And the only thing that matters is to get top score

Girlfriends just whine and bitch and moan
But I can get more pleasure when I'm sitting on my own
Girlfriends just bitch and moan and whine
Get out my fucking room whore READ THE SIGN

I don't wanna take Pebbles for a walk in the street
I don't wanna take you dancing 'cause IT HURTS MY FEET
How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off?
I wanna put my cock in Lara Croft

Videogames are better than girlfriends
Cause you don't have to do things to keep them happy
You just play them
And have numerous amounts of fun

Maybe life would be better as a videogame
I could ride a dragon through the sky like a plane
I could solve a problem with a fight to the death
For the last can of beans or a glimse of a breast

I'd get paper from robbing all the banks
Up, down, left, right, turn... gets a tank
RSI, on my thumbs from Call Of Duty
I'd rather shoot my load at a virtual booty

I don't wanna give advice on your newest dress
I don't wanna wear a trilby GIVE IT A REST
How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off?
I wanna put my dongle in Microsoft

Videogames are better than girlfriends
Cause you don't have to think of a conversation
You just look at 'em
And turn 'em off when you're bored and done

My time with Mario
Is better than time with you
You can call me a saddo
But it's all I want to do

I'm scared of bajingas
They make me want to hurl
As long as I have fingers
I'll never need a girl

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