MARTHA & THE VANDELLAS ~♫~ NOWHERE TO RUN ~♫~ BABY BOLLOX & FANNY CRADDOCK 99 CO-PRODUCTION

MARTHA & THE VANDELLAS - NOWHERE TO RUN - BABY BOLLOX & FANNY CRADDOCK 99 CO-PRODUCTION.

It has been reported that a major hurricane and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Fanny's place in the early hours of this morning with its epicentre in the Crutch Hill area. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Chav FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened! One resident - a 15-year-old mother of 3 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Crystal-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking while I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Lambrini to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, Elizabeth Duke jewellery and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)

Shell suits (female)

White sport socks

Rockport boots

Any other items usually sold in Primark.

Microwave meals

Tins of baked beans

Ice cream

Anything off the pound saver menu from McDonalds

Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.

£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

£6 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• MARTHA
• REEVES
• THE
• VANDELLAS
• NOWHERE
• TO
• RUN
• BABY
• BOLLOX
• FANNY
• CRADDOCK
• 99
• CO-PRODUCTION

[Individuell83]

I really like the droubled drum parts :D

[BabyBollox]

@Individuell83  - dieses hat besser gewirkt als ich zuerst gedacht habe Marvin. Weihnachts Grüße an Dir, Deine Mutter, Deine Papa, Deine Geschwister, Deine Tanten, Deine Onkeln, Deine Oma's, Deine Opa' s und Deine Hamster LOL :-)

[MarvelettesDude]

You never disappoint!

[BabyBollox]

it's very kind of you to say so - i'll carry on tryin' my best :-)

[matwin80]

Brings back memories of nam, and I didn't even fight in nam!

[peebs1963]

Wow , I love this song ! The record showing is cool as hell ! Hey , my Bose dont like the distortion in the song , sorry can you redo ???? Thanks for having this for me to sample . How do you do the record thing ? Sean

[keveny007]

This is for Osama.

[Multi1628]

One of the greatest dance tracks ever recorded, presented here in the special MMM extended version - a 45 to die for from 1965- please check the Dynamic Superiors 1977 re-do, that does Martha and the danceworld so proud (pride, respect) ... Happy Mardi Gras !! ***DAVEDJ***

[taxadore]

marvellous with heavy bass just one of motowns REAL classics....where/how can I download this version?.......HELP SOMEONE PLEASE.....in anticipation...THANX. Mike.

[Individuell83]

@taxadore I also made a mix :D Ich könnte den dir schicken wenn du mir deine e-mail adresse gibst

und noch frohe weihnachten

und einen guten rutsch ins neue jahr

[taxadore]

@Individuell83 yeah i agree...where can i get this re-mix? ... martha...really drives it home...like onone else...past present or future.

[DjGaryMillar01]

Top Drawer Remix! Mindblowingly excellent.

Nuff said..  Gary.

[Skylight0047]

I just love this song <3 thanks for uploading :p

[michellesvideosuk]

Love this Graham, what a great mix. xxx