Ode to Swine Flu

Yeah, I had it and it was rough. It's still lingering a bit, but I'm feeling better.

Ode to Swine Flu (lyrics)

Swine Flu, Swine Flu
It's true that I had you
But I didn't die
I didn't cry
Although I wanted to
I'm glad we finally parted ways
Swine Flu

I know that I deserved it
I ate bacon, too
I ate pork roast
I ate pork chops
And even wild boar too
I even ate burritos
Made by Mexicans
So swine flu
Please know I understand

Now please, don't cry
Because I didn't die
I'm tougher than I, look you see
It's not that easy to kill me
Swine Flu, Swine Flu
What I say is true
Miss Piggy cried
When I didn't die
Swine Flu

Copyright © 2009 Cal Jennings

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[showbizfrank]

That is great Cal...

[CalJennings]

Thanks much. I should probably re-do it now that I'm not sick, but I have to wait for my new computer to come in. This one's on its last leg.

[NabeelMusic]

Hey Cal-El!! I didn't know Superman could get the Swine Flu!! :)

[CalJennings]

It was a laboratory strain bred in Kryptonite gas.  haha

[NabeelMusic]

lol!!

DAMN that Lex Luthor!!  :)

[CalJennings]

Yeah, he's a pain in the arse.

[bulbheadmyass]

hahaha, I love it. I think I laughed as hard over the credits at the end as I did over the song.

Thanks for putting the lyrics on your originals, makes it fun to sing along.

[DoorsChick1967]

"Miss Piggy cried"....lol. Very witty and poetic about a subject that has completely bogged us down, great job!

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! I posted that to my FaceBook wall. }:-}

Subscribed!

[llismel]

OMG I'm rolling here this is great Cal!!!

[goldheartsheila]

THIS IS WAY TOO COOL CAL......LOVED IT