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Nemo, Macmillan, and the Boeing 787 Dreamliner - 90 Seconds on The Verge: February 8th, 2013

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Published on Feb 8, 2013

"The Temple Run. To the unaware masses that I see every day on the bus, it's just a silly mobile game to pass time. I shudder every time I think about it. Temple Run had a much different meaning to me.

"My memory here gets a bit hazy. I know that the Big Face, in a rare moment or compassion, warning us of the dangers in his temple. (Now that I think about it, he was never being "compassionate." He was *boasting* — indulging in some psychopathic soliloquy like a Bond villain in the eleventh hour.)

"My partner went in first — he with the special pendant of protection. I know that he chose to go up at the white laser, lost his protection in the password room, and ultimately succumbed to the spirit of a temple guard in the dark forest.

"I don't remember questioning the phantasmagorical nature of any of it. Of a giant stone face who relished in the anguish of the young. Of a dark forest that grew in a temple only partially obscured. Of a lost trinket whose origins would place it somewhere in the Arctic. At that moment, nothing seemed weird. All I remember now is grabbing the trinket and running. Running fast, past the rubble and blood and sweat that signified failures of my predecessors. I just kept running..."

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  • Gustav Griswold

    Gustav Griswold 3 months ago

    Nope, this guy's too hipster...

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  • Maltbrew

    Maltbrew 3 months ago

    Indeed.. His outfit is an assault on the senses!

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  • darrzan

    darrzan 3 months ago

    fuck you hipster

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  • Patrik Kron

    Patrik Kron 3 months ago

    Harry Potter?

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  • emilio cruz

    emilio cruz 3 months ago

    I'm liking that style.

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  • Ollie Boon

    Ollie Boon 3 months ago

    What the fuck is he wearing!

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  • fdama

    fdama 3 months ago

    Ridiculous outfit.

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  • tdreamgmail

    tdreamgmail 3 months ago

    lol

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    tdreamgmail 3 months ago

    hipster dial tuned to max

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  • Tr1pTr0p

    Tr1pTr0p 3 months ago

    Hipster... Fabulous... Close enough.

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  • lBugslBunny

    lBugslBunny 3 months ago

    Are you serious? Real exaggeration right there!

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  • Tariq Sheikh

    Tariq Sheikh 3 months ago

    did his mother dress him?

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