CHRIniMALs - Deans 21st Birthday Rap

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Uploaded by on Dec 23, 2011

Biscuits I don't know if you can see, that you can't get any more closer to me,
tight like this rap that I'm rapping to you, wrapped like a wrapper on a lollipop fruit,
more tighter than tight than some tightass jeans, an inseperable bond between us that it seems,
you believe in me cause you know that I can, one of my only cousins who knows who I am,
I'm gonna say this faster before, there's more to our lives, the same lives I adore,
It started when you put your finger up at my uncle, our friendship didn't start without any trouble,
then you woke me up at 6 in the morning, with your dad and my dad, we didn't know what was dawning,
between both of us and the friends we could be, it didn't matter what happened at soccer previously,
I was scared of you at first cause your violent side, wanting to bash any person, with is your glut-ton pride,
but I soon saw the beautiful trait that is true, your loyalty to your friends that still reigns true,
you proved it to me when you told off your neighbour, never talked to him again, the loyalty that is major,
always stuck together, I've never been a stranger, the memories we created, the fun and the danger,
always been real, never changed with other people, always treated me fair, and made me an equal,
so you'll always be there on top of the steeple, the memories with us, this rap is just a sequal,
you wanna fight me but you know that I'm stronger, then again your shins are strong so I'll hold it off longer,
I can do what I did at your cousins and give you a slap, then you cried on the couch, and your dad had to crack,
it at you cause it was over nothing, but be warned mate this is the same fist that'd be pumpin,
and even if we do, it'll never change what we're like, cause we both know our arguments could never be a fight,
and if fightings what I have to do, to be right, then I'm gonna be right at the end of the night,
the best damn layers that came into town, and between both of us, I'd have to take that crown,
oh, were we talking about timber flooring, that's good, I think I just misunderstood,
copying the wrestling moves off WWE, HBK is the best, not Sting, Dean,
we always did moves cause we're kinda athletic, but the backflip into the pool was kinda pathetic,
5 stitches in my head, landing on the diving block, didn't notice I was bleeding till I saw your face in shock,
at that point my face was all blood red, and cause of you I got a scar on my head,
'mushi mou' your Yiayia used to call, and in the rooms against Phil, a wall of spit balls,
drawing Dragon Ball Z in the TV room, you and Darcy'll fight for vegeta soon,
it was an exhibit to sing - Xzibits X, after bowling do you know what happened next?
in a bucket you threw up your guts, in goes the sausage, out goes 'frats!'
if it wasn't for your thea when your apendix burts, you could have been hurt, it could have been worse,
you could have been gone with no Dean around, no more book teeth in that frown,
And don't worry, there's a promise that I'll keep, get out of line and you won't see next week,
Cause I can't let that shit get in any sort of way, your life's most important at the end of the day,
'stick with me mate, I'll make you a Star', well you know what cuz, we're gonna get far,
and when I walk into your house it's 'Christopher!', Other than that, you live too far,
hurry up cuz' and get a new car, Dean and Chris, the best formula,
It's your birthday man, I expect to see one, come on re Peter, I'm your Dads 3rd son,
I wonder if our Dads were what we're like, two sets of twins, 'end of night',
The fastest birthday rap the one this gets, Happy Birthday to my cousin Biscuits.

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