I hate Twilight

This is just an angry rant that will probably make no sense but hey you might get a laugh from it




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[tcelenacuatemocatl]

edward is not in love with bella. he is in love with bella's blood.

[smithsb]

@tcelenacuatemocatl and from Breaking Dawn I learned she is in love with his COCK!!!!!!!!

[lauzii7537]

Aha havn't watched this is ages! OOP! you're hillarious dude :)

[smithsb]

@lauzii7537 Thanks :)



[Breedo]

At last someone who's pointing out the problem with twilight having nothing to do with the vampire myths. In fact I'd say there are no vampire's in twilight, edward cullen is a retired impotent pedophile alien and calls himself a vampire to seem cooler. I have never read it, I fucking hate it for what it does to awesome legends I love. I mean hollywood sucks, it's their fault for raping bram stokers ideas.

[lollieikram1]

Lol

[lopez2625]

you got a box of cereal in your floor.lol!

[tcelenacuatemocatl]

@smithsb that would make her a masochist because obviously sex with Edward Cullen would hurt like hell because he is made of marble and diamonds. Ouch!

[whitewolf480]

@tcelenacuatemocatl YEAH! :D

[devilzreality93]

epic-ness

[kira38ify]

You's funny , I like you and I really agree with you... I hate Twilight too...