My Appearance on International Television

I can't remember what year this was, it was 2005 or something. I was in Los Angeles to attend E3 and visit some good friends I have there. Well for something to do, we decided to go to the premiere of Star Wars. Gawd I don't even know which one it was, the one where Anikin turns evil and slaughters a bunch of kids only to become Vader at the end where he screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (that's all I remember).

Anyways the line was huge. So we were basically camping out, when we were approached by Chelsea Handler and a Camera crew asking if we wanted to appear on Leno. Of course, I said yes. I was pretty naive about the whole thing, I didn't realize she was going to make fun of me, I just thought it was because its LA and Star Wars is supposed to be a big thing. For those who denno what I look like I won't say which one was me.. but you'll be able to tell by the following description. So just watch it first before reading further :P

So anyways she started interviewing me, because I was the only talkative one in the group of sorts. Secret: The first part was a second take. The first one failed to record and we had to do it again, she also told me to seem more enthusiastic -- and you can tell cause I did a poor acting job. Heh. There was also some stuff cut out. We talked about Canada, and about playing "Strip Uno" (we were playing uno at the time). Also the one other skit she did with those guys, where she put the buns on her head, she tried to do that with me cause I kept saying flirty things to her but then changed my mind when it came down to it.

Also I should note that when she said that J-lo was in star wars that what I really wanted to say was "No no we're seeing star WARS not star WHORES" but, as I said I was naive and I thought this interview would be somewhat serious. Apparantly I've never seen Leno.

Anyways, finally she pops the big question out of nowhere. And of course I have no idea what the hell is going on, and of course I am going to say SEX. Who wouldn't? Yeh so I walked into that one. Regardless though it was still really cool to have been aired on Jay Leno and even though they really got me good I think it was worth it hehe. Oh and another note, we weren't playing the game 'Sorry' until at least an hour after the interview with her. But she was still prowling around finding victims it seems xD

Also, on May 20th 2009, The Tonight Show aired some repeat content from its run over the years (since Leno himself was being replaced or whatever) and they picked my clip! Out of hundreds maybe thousands! They showed my humiliation again! (even though I didn't feel humiliated :p)

And finally, for those wondering, no I didn't have sex that last weekend. I think I was between relationships at that time. Thanks for reading.

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• tonight
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• chelsea
• handler
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• wars
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• saikano

[W0WZERZ8]

awesome haha. so was chelsea a bitch like she claims to be

[chibikw]

I'd have to say yes. She was. But if I ever saw her in public or something I'd probably be friendly and tell her how much fun this was. I don't have any negative feelings or whatever :P

[cassafras123]

oh my god i am so jealous of you

[98bigbutt]

I'd rather have Chelsea give me a blow job than to watch Star Wars.

[kenaco2009]

@W0WZERZ8 I met her after one of her stand up shows and she seemed pretty nice...just sayin'.

[myaccountfool147]

alll i want to know is who had sex with that guy in the shite shirt and glasses in order to reproduce those kids?

[47N]

kay let's get the hell out of here!

[rockyfan149]

Shes not a super dork like me..

are you sure about that..?

lmao

Revenge of the SID? Is that an STD? hahahaha!

[missy101kt]

was she nice of camera?

[W0WZERZ8]

Damn that sucks. I was hoping she was nice

[midnightoker]

So funny!!