Bill Burr - F*cked Up Thoughts

Everyone has messed up thoughts every once in a while.
From Bill Burrs "Why Do I Do This?" stand-up special. If you liked this clip, go out and buy the DVD and support one of the best comedians today.




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[anp81]

I don't wanna be that guy but that's Jim Carrey's joke from one of his 90's routines

[kguy1]

Yeah, I remember seeing that one. Even though they are similar jokes, their deliveries are completely different. As much as I love Jim, I like Bills delivery for being more sadistic and psychotic.

[qfour20]

hey bill, wanna come to the cookout, maybe you could bring that potato salad was such a big hit last year, ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC SCENES WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS!!!

[m1garand77]

NO INDICATION OF EVEN TRYING TO STOP!

[Standard420247]

@anp81 I don't think with bill it was intentional (unlike the shit dane cook does to louis ck) I think bill was just randomly thinking this shit one day and it happens to be a little similar

[pkosuda]

@howlbigbadwolf I do... o.o I love my dog though, I'd never let anyone hurt him or hurt him myself. But the thought does cross my mind that I could choke him or snap his neck if I wanted to. I'd never do it though, I actually love animals. I got sent here from reddit where they were talking about how airplane pilots think about how easy it would be to ram the plane into the ground if they wanted.

[pretorious700]

@trioxinforlunch no life

[pretorious700]

Scary thing is, there are more people than Bill with the same thought driving on every street.

[trioxinforlunch]

what is it with youtube and people quoting entire clips in the comments

[howlbigbadwolf]

anyone else ever hold a baby puppy or kitten in there hand and the idea of " I could just snap its neck or crush it in my hands with no effort...... it would be so easy" or am I the only one?! XD LOL

[mlosonsky]

@anp81 got a link? I'd love to see Jim Carrey's version.

[mrfncreol]

@anp81 i dont remember this. there a video somewhere online that you can post. that way you dont have to be "that guy".