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Some great tips, 100% Guaranteed* to help you in your efforts to survive a bear attack!
*DISCLAIMER* I will take zero responsibility if someone gets mauled, pounded, eaten, scratched, raped, molested, fondled, damaged, lacerated, pounded, pummeled, roughed up or besmirched by a bear. Use these tips at your own peril!

- Dave Cad, Bear Expert*

*not an expert.

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  • Polar Bears are pretty ADD so it's eaily distracted so if you start droping stuff in front of you as you back up it'll stop at each thing you drop and check that out

  • @SemisonicNerdfighter ooo interesting! just hope you got enough stuff to drop till you get home!! ^_^

  • Travel with someone slower than you and put your track skills to the test!! I don't think I would have the nerve to punch a bear or lay on the ground and let it scratch me.. Ughh...bears aren't that fast, are they? I hope not.

  • @cutecupkait Grizzlies can run up to 30mph, unless you're Usain Bolt i think it's pretty much pointless (top speed of 27mph over 100m) 8D

  • DON'T PANIC!

    it's just a koala :3

    *koalacuddleattack*

  • @destructionpony haha. apparently they can carry a nip! AND apparently they're not actually in the bear family as me know them...crazy name for a non-bear if you ask me!

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  • Thanks for the tips, now i'm pretty safe against anything :D

  • I'm gonna do it Possum Style

  • I always carry Bear Spray in my handbag!!!

  • Yeah. No gun. No bear spray. No pen either. 3 polar bears behind me.

    By Dave, I feel honored to have been one of your biggest fans and I will die with your badge on my heart. Have a nice life and... hrm. (no crying)

    bye. This comment will be the last. Thanks for the advice though.

  • 00:45 DAVE IS BACK! I hope hes come to save me from this torture! Clicky seems to have calmed her/his insanity... THE WORLD IS GOOD AGAIN!

  • 00:43 ...... Clickys gone mad with the heat and lack of food! Insanity has taken over! I think she may try to eat me...... But i cant leave... not yet! its a matter of life or death!

  • 00:39.......Albama doesnt know what shes gotten herself into....Clickey has started to get dangerous....Before i walked over to where she was sitting.... and i saw... brain splatters... everywhere... im not sure whats going on... ill have to find out...

  • 00:35 SUCCESS!!! we have new joiners to the camp! AlbamaCityForever has rejoined us....She has brought hope for us other survivors...

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