Ode to a Failing Penis

A sensitive little poem by Sir Keith Hancock, poet laureate for Kettering and the East Midlands. He would like to stress that it is not an affliction which affects him, but is something that does concern many of his close friends!!!

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[Soscla]

Hahahahahaaha oh no I laughed the whole way through, even though it's not something you should laugh about, since it is a dire problem for some. But still! XD

[japroctor]

@Soscla ,

So pleased you enjoyed my little ditty. Watch out for more witty words in the near future,

Regards, Keith

[alucard16640]

ah cool very funny a poem about a penis xD oh i can't stop to laugh xD

[japroctor]

alucard16640,

So pleased you found our little poem funny,

Regards, Keith & John

[japroctor]

@WWIIman666 ,

Yes, I did write this, and will be posting new stuff shortly,

Regards, Keith

[WWIIman666]

@japroctor

Oh whoops, my mistake.

but still, good poem.

[WWIIman666]

@japroctor

That's always a good thing! Did you write this poem?

[japroctor]

WWIIman666,

Well, got to admit I'm getting on a bit now, but still functioning admirably in that department,

Regards, Keith

[japroctor]

bulbheadmyass,

Glad my little poem touched your private parts,

Regards, Keith

[bulbheadmyass]

Very touching (so to speak) poem.