"The Vic & Helen Show" : Helen's Subterrainian Digs

Helen ventures 16 miles beneath the Earth's
surface to where life began.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Helen
• Vic
• Richard Thripp
• cave
• bomb shelter
• U.S.A.
• Kenmore

[procommenter]

Our nuts, that were cultivated for righteous folk, are digesting in the guts of monkeys! What a world!!! Rather than subject employees to the queer practice of urinating into soufflé cups, why don't we draw blood to check for venereal diseases? I certainly would feel more at ease in the knowledge that my plumber is not syphilitic over whether he's smoked a joint.

[Asparagusville]

We live our lives in conflict because 'atheism' & homosexuality are indistinguishable from one another. It's of interest to people in general, not excluding people who are generals, that 'atheism' & homosexualism have friendship-building components that defy labor-saving gadgets that have been sold through important television programs. One must be of a certain color to say certain things.

[procommenter]

Oh Gretchen, I regret nothing! I take this strudel

& I walk away as if nothing mattered much.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Love anywhere near a mattress is romantic. Never take your sister to a bed factory & lament "if only things could be different" or "society more liberal."

[TheWorldFarOff]

SIX WAYS TO AVOID REGULARITY—Don't be misled by those who would have you believe otherwise!--The movie, "Frankenstein vs. Dracula," brings back so many memories, esp. those concerning the time when I watched this crap 6 months ago. Nobody dies from a lack of medical insurance. People die from medical care and in the absence of medical care.

[LovingKimiKatkar]

T.V.'s "Chico & the Man" trivia: Originally Freddie Prinze was cast to play the role of "Della." Producer James Komack, of course, eventually awarded the part to the behemoth Della Reese who had invented Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in the autumn of 1967 during her convalescence from a trampoline accident.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Cancer is a disease, a chronic metabolic disease akin to other chronic metabolic diseases such as scurvy, night blindness, pellagra & pernicious anemia. No such disease has ever been cured through mechanical manipulation of the body. Where cancer is seated isn't relevant to its cure. The preventative, cure & treatment of this vitamin-deficiency disease is Amygdalin (vitamin B17). People who get at least 100 m.g. of B17 daily cannot contract cancer.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Christopher Hitchens, on T.V. & in his books, promotes empire-building. He champions the facilitating of U.N. expeditionary forces, on the Thomas Woodrow Wilson's war model of 1918, to police the globe. Hitchens is anti-Republic, anti-free speech. He yearns for a world mirroring Orwell's opus "1984" whereat the State controls the flow of information.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Evolutionary theorists are reliant upon the supposition that because animals are not wildly dissimilar to one another, (many creatures respire, produce corpuscles, possess limbs & phalanges & muscles & tendons) then they must have developed from a common base and branched off over eons into unrecognizable progeny: the fennec fox ("Fennecus Zerda") & the chihuahua, for example, “share” a common ancestor.

[LovingKimiKatkar]

★► Marines are invaders acting as the goon squad for bankers & financiers. Their motives are not egalitarian. The rich oil fields of Iraq have been commandeered by these internationalists who run the petrochemical cartels, control credit and create fiat currency. It takes a dimwit to join the marines, and the United States has an inexhaustibly-abundant supply.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

I've always viewed skeptically the commonly-held notion that photography is a great art and therefor photographers are great artists. If I take 3,000 photographs of anything, some are bound to be interesting to somebody. Now that picture-taking is dirt-cheap & easy, in this digitized age, the gentry can no longer monopolize the field. It's good that much of the mystique concerning photography has evaporated.

[AffirmedConclusion]

Michael Jackson loved children. He'd often sleep on the floor beside his bed so that a child could get a good night's rest. His Caucasoid children wore masks to thwart kidnappers. Michael had plastic surgery on his face to improve his singing voice. Michael carefully dangled an infant from a balcony; an act which brought much criticism from people who didn't understand that he was strong and had a good grip on the child.

[Asparagusville]

Hitlerian-styled eugenics was about improving the populace thru racial hygiene. The sermons of Darwin, Dawkins, Cousteau, Ted Turner, Margaret Sanger, Jane Goodall, Paul Ehrlich, the Huxleys, H.G. Wells, Elizabeth Regina's husband, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates etc. humanely stress the reduction of humanity through weaponized serums, laboratory-fabricated viruses (pathogens), perpetual war, food & water shortages/rationing, de-industrialization & aborticides.

[SimmerInJuly]

[Native American : a member of a minor political group having a brief existence in the early 19th century before evolving into the Know-Nothing party]