Tool- Rosetta Stoned Unmisheard Actual Artificial (pt.1)

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Uploaded by on Jun 4, 2009

I thought I would use the elements of what i know about TOOL to create this video. As well as other elements that just came to my head. As with all my videos, i used pictures and videos from the internet. Please enjoy!!

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,_in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51_Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy_when a flaming stealth banana split the sky_like one would hope but never really expect_to see in a place like this._Cutting right angle donuts on a dime_and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,_and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being,_Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan_with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of_vanilla Chig Champa_Did a slow-mo Matrix descent_Outta the butt end of the banana vessel_And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,_and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,_and all I could think was: _"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice_that I pissed my fuckin' pants."__So light in his way,_Like an apparition, [that]_He had me crying out,_"Fuck me_It's gotta be_the Deadhead Chemistry_The blotter got [right] on top of me_Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down_with some orange slices_and some fetal spooning,_E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose._He said, "You are the Chosen One,_the One who will deliver the message._A message of hope for those who choose to hear it_and a warning for those who do not."_Me. The Chosen One?_They chose me!!!_And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better..._You'd better..._You'd better..._You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me_With somniferous almond eyes_Don't even know what that means_Must remember to write it down_This is so real_Like the time Dave floated away_See, my heart is pounding_'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,_Like I woke up in Wonderland._All sorta terrifying_I don't wanna be all alone_While I tell this story._And can anyone tell me why_Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?_Will I ever be coming down?_This is so real_Finally, it's my lucky day_See, my heart is racing_'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?_Please believe what I've just said!_See the Dead ain't touring_And this wasn't all in my head._See, they took me by the hand_And invited me right in._Then they showed me something_I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed_Feet cold [and] eyes red_I'm out of my head_Am I alive? Am I dead?_Can't remember what they said_God damn, shit the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position._Such a heavy burden now to be the One_Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,_To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen_Shit the bed again ..._Typical.

Strapped down [to] my bed_Feet cold and eyes red_I'm out of my head_Am I alive? Am I dead?_Sunkist * and Sudafed_Gyroscopes and infrared_Won't help, I'm brain dead_Can't remember what they said_God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me_Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero_Can't remember what they said_Bob help me!_Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!

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Uploader Comments (InfamousDominion)

  • Awesome video... I imagined doing one myself, pretty much like yours! Never had the time though!! Congratz man!!

  • @alex1982tool Thanx dude! I encourage you to go for it.

  • was so high when I watched this, seemed like an eternity of righteous revelations . . . . amazing experience . . .

  • @NassimHarameinVedas Glad you liked my vid. If you really want your mind blown, check out the videos of "soundlessdawn". You can find his channel link under my subscriptions

  • Feel free to comment on my video. Even if you hate it. It won't hurt my feelings.

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  • Holy Fucking Shit!

  • Awesome

  • @InfamousDominion Thank You brother, I will definitely take Your advice on my next "trip" ; )

  • interesting. Some of the images don't really seem to go with it.

    But I can tell you did do a LOT of work.

    Still good over all.

    5 stars

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