How to rapidly climb the Gears of War 2 Wingman leaderboards *video / tutorial*

Below you will find a step-by-step tutorial (along with video showing it in action *wowee*, I know!) of how to rapidly climb the Wingman leaderboards in Gears of War 2, and drain any remaining fun out of a game that is quickly becoming one of the most frustrating games in all of the worlds history.

Step 1: First you must have your friends at the ready, you need 1 for your team, and 2 for the other. Have them in a party and make sure they are ready to search for the game right when you force host. Feel free to use fancy computer-ma-bobs to block IPs and allow your friends, but I'm not to familiar with these, so suck my dick, nigger. Always make sure one of you are the host, otherwise the host will quit.

Step 2: Identify your friends on the other team and unite with them. 4 v 2 v 2 v 2 may seem unfair, but it's all in the aid of progress. Kill all other teams in the game, then you can get down to step 3, but always remember, no matter how unfair the match is, 'humping' and taunting is always fun.

Step 3: Once all other teams are eliminated except for you and your friends, start 'downing' each other (putting players into the down-but-not-out position) systematically one-by-one. Each player gets 7 'downs' and each player gets 7 revives. This adds up to about 700 points a round 50 points a 'down' and 50 points a revive). A gold-plated Hammerburst or Lancer seem to do the best job. The Gnasher shotgun is not a good way of doing this, but if you feel it is necessary, use it.

Step 4: You must ensure that both your teams are equal in score (if over 14, that is) because the game will end otherwise, and you don't want that to happen.

Step 5: Repeat step 3 and step 4 over and over and over and over and over and over and you will know that you are such an worthwhile human that you would turn something like an online game, yes a game, a medium with which to release yourself from the stress of daily life and to have fun, into a repulsive display of faggotry.

CaN u HaNDl3 1T, CaN u K1LL 1T, CaN u FEEL 1T, Lambomination; may God bless you all.

All the gear-heads (and the Gears of War fans) thank you.

If only I centered my life around this game, if only I had the givafuck to do that shit, then maybe I would kiss your shoes. But unfortunately, I don't care about ranks, I don't care about leaderboards, I don't care about double xp weekends, I don't care about how good I appear online, I don't care about how long and fat and juicy my internet cock appears, I care about having fun. I play games for fun, there, I said it. Is that such a bad thing? Does anybody else even do that anymore?

I made this video to showcase the bullshit that goes on in this game. Sarcasm is hard to convey via text. Goodnight and fuck you all.

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[ronniee14]

wow, j0nny73 is probably a fat guy sitting in his mom's basement sitting so close to the t.v. that the cheetos he is eating are spraying out as he watches pokemon and sanging the theme song at the top of his lungs.

[j0nny73]

Pokémon is awesome, what the fuck you got against it?

[cod4champ101]

hey j0nny73 i bet ur one of those people who act tough but ur actually a complete failure at life i dont see how cheating on a videogame is fun and i really dont care about videogames that much but ur a complete douchebag and i would beat the shit out of u if i could

[j0nny73]

All true, you got me there.

[j0nny73]

Songs-

Sickology 101 - Tech N9ne feat. Crooked I and Chino XL

Pain a Dark Picture - Tech N9ne feat. Dirtball

Necroslave - Angerfist (it gets cut off very abruptly due to time constraints)

You are a Pirate (from the kids show LazyTown)

[j0nny73]

Oh, and if you don't like the music, I don't care :D

[bnful1]

my tag is gp ljhonl

[JiMMySn0W]

lol wow this is just setting your selfs up for a slagging but it dont bother me because I think stats and leaderboards are all false but nice video and I like the discription on the side lol

[iCARBO7V]

LoL nice vid

LEGENDAI2Y Xx

[cod4champ101]

and u make the false assumption that i couldnt beat the shit out of u. and i dont care who posted it the fact that its there at all encourages people to cheat... so im stronger and smarter than u HA

im done arguing with u now k bye

[DenyThisFlesh]

You fail to read the video description and then accuse the guy who posted the video of being a cheater and a complete failure at life then go on to say you would beat the shit out of him if you could and I'm the douchebag. Nice try, but you failed just like you'd probably fail at beating the shit out of anyone older than 5.

[cod4champ101]

and way to be a douchebag DenyThisFlesh

[ronniee14]

Woops sorry I mean CaN u HaNDl3 1T, CaN u K1LL 1T, CaN u FEEL 1T, and Lambomination. Get lives.