gangsta physicists

Vanderbilt Physics and Astronomy 2008 REU

Dang it feels great to be a physicist

We drop beats in frequency
Conserve energy
Transpose symmetry

We physicists

We gaze into the sky
no need to ask why

planets stars
asteroids and jupiter

you or the IAU who's stupider?

Dang it feels great to be an astrophysicist
Blowin up the spot like the big bang hypothesis

Like fruit flies of tiny size
we'll cut you
and that's what's up

Dang it feels great to be a biophysicist

We kill tumors with gamma radiation
wit accelerators found in our nation
keep hatin
youll catch an od
safe in the cross section I guarantee you wont be

Dang it feels great to be a medical physicst

We may make songs, yet we make bombs
missiles and warheads
that'll have you singing your swan song

dang it feels great to be a nuclear physicist

from branes to strings
the largest to the tiniest things
we even make particles sing

dang it feels great..
to be a particle physicist

certified mathematical lyricist
equations and proofs, buddy
never too serious:

I am G
but you be me
proof by contradiction
Q.E.D.

all you other sciences we put you in your places
and when we're done, we're blastin into space kid

so what's the fuss
what's the fight
you all know the answer
we always right

derive it wrong
and I just might
let you catch a blast of an intense light

dang it feels great to be an optical physicist

so many themes
all these equations puttin terror in your dreams

bet I made you look
N-body systems that got you shook

wit particles in phase of one single wave
dang it feels great to be a condensed matter phsyicist

we ionize beams
realize
make 4 states of matter how impossible it seems

dang it feels great to be a plasma physicist

yeah it feels great...
to be ANY kind of physicist

and yo, check our free time.

beat courtesy of mclocdog:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OXbEmR5Jvwk

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• physics
• rap
• Vanderbilt
• REU
• prank

[SZanchetter24]

That was so funny.

[physiciiiiiiist]

lol thanks!

[minewby]

I'm waiting for the REMIX!!!!! :)

[physiciiiiiiist]

Oh, it's comin'!

[HighHeadJim]

that was tight!

[physiciiiiiiist]

Thanks, bro!

[eldominicanboy]

This just made me want to become a physicist

[patrickpinkfish]

:D this is a new way to market physics! :D you're pretty good at rap.

[und3adsc0urg3]

Best thing I have ever watched. No freaking exaggeration.

[sudoLinux666]

What's the music? I'd liek to make a response.

[sudoLinux666]

Woo, HEP.

[QuanSai]

During my REU time, no one rapped. :'( I guess I ought to have done physics instead of nanotech. Of course, there was some cool physics involved, so I feel cheated!

[theXdarkXtreeXburns]

i hope i'm this G when I get my degree

[willyhoke]

this is dope

[BryceDeuce]

Kate McAlpine pwns you.

[epicpianoplayer]

look up oort kuiper's video From Sun to Oort: A solar photon's journey. That's what I meant to put in the last comment



[epicpianoplayer]

Please upload a high quality vid like this:

! This is such an awesome rap!

[TrigonJilad]

Cool stuff. From Carl Sagan to rap. Damn, it IS great to be a physicist.