Madonna

I heard this week that Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorced. Although my heartfelt sympathy goes out for them both at this troubled time, at least Mr. Ritchie will get 50 million pounds to soften the blow. Out of respect I have waited a while to post my video, but, after all it has been four days now, and more than enough time for our material girl to grieve. So Madonna, if you are out there......

Madonna!
 2008 Stephen J. Deasy

I wanna marry Madonna
She may be 50 but she still looks fine to me
I will love and cherish her forever
But if it dont work out then what will be will be
If I lose her heart Ill still have all my memories
Im not motivated by greed
I wont need no 50 million pounds sterling
Just a couple million quid is all I need

Oh Madonna, Oh Madonna
Madonna you got me on my knees
Oh Madonna Hey do you wanna?
Will you marry me, Madonna Louise?

Just think of all the songs well write together
Cmon Madonna lets give us a chance
Blend my stripped down folk with your Queen of Pop glamour
Start a new craze that well call New Folk Pop Dance
And its fine, if you want Ill sign a pre-nup
Trust me, I am only in it for the thrills
Folks say Im crazy not to hold out for more money
But I will still have one leg up on Heather Mills

Oh Madonna, Oh Madonna
Madonna Im beggin darlin please
Oh Madonna Hey do you wanna?
Will you marry me, Madonna Louise?

Well sing out for peace and tolerance and justice
Well write songs to make religious folks turn blue
If you want to invite Britney for a three way
My love is such that I would be down for that too
I cant say I have a rod like Dennis Rodmans
Oh I am what I am and I aint what I aint
But honey, I will do my level best to please you
And up til now I aint had no complaints

Oh Madonna, Oh Madonna
Madonna wont you set my mind at ease?
Oh Madonna Hey do you wanna?
Will you marry me, Madonna Louise Ciccone?
Please marry me, Madonna Louise ? Pick up the phone!
Please marry me Madonna Louise

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Madonna
• Louise
• Ciccone
• folk
• finger-picking
• guitar
• Britney
• Spears
• Guy
• Ritchie
• Paul
• McCartney
• Heather
• Mills
• Dennis
• Rodman
• divorce

[folkbabedetroit]

How's your courtship going, you two timing, heart breaking bastard?

[stevedeasy]

@folkbabedetroit Not well. Not word one from the material girl. Thinking of moving to Malawi to see if she'll adopt me.

[pealcake]

well done mate that is awesome :P

[stevedeasy]

thanks so much! now if only little miss "like a virgin" as if!!! felt the same way.....

[trelikardia83]

haha great job, good luck with Madonna!

[stevedeasy]

Thanks so much, but it has not been as effective as I would have liked. It has been months and not a peep from her. I will be adding a verse soon.

[pealcake]

i'm sure if madonna heard it she'd be putty in your hands dude lol

[MLVCR58]

lol!! great song

[OCrebel]

hahahah this is great

but it would take a lot to impress the queen of the world (:

[MrGuyRitchie]

it's pronounced chi'KOAN-e, not si'CHOAN-e