Better Watch Out: Santas Want the Swine Flu Shot

Forget cookies and milk. Santa wants the swine flu vaccine. Many of the nation's Santas want to be given priority for the vaccine not just to protect themselves, but also the millions of children who will come visit this holiday season. (Nov. 17)

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[Gina2NYC]

F#@K these people.  I hope they get run over by the reindeer

[Caribloo]

That's right, Virginia. Santa thinks you have the cooties, too!

[saintfletcher]

It's a job not an orientation.

[ChristinaWatkinson]

you first.

[696styx]

You are pathetic

Get a life

[ChristinaWatkinson]

one more thumbs down to you.

[ChristinaWatkinson]

Yes. Yes you are.

[zemfour]

maybe if those faggy santas would stop trying to "make out" with the children- then they wouldnt catch all their diseases...?

[696styx]

Thanks for the story

Here's a lullaby for you;

Guns are great

Guns are good

Let us thank guns

For our food

[valhala56]

This has got to be the funniest thing I seen all damn day. No shit AP, 2/3 of Santa's are overweight. REally? wow AP Thanks for the heads up, maybe we can turn tide and get some slim Santa's in. I'm sure the kids would love that.

[Gina2NYC]

Bedtime story? All the other reindeer used to laugh and call them names-- liberal retards. What could the liberal pink code peta comacozzies do? They hate guns and meat. So they cried a river of lies and called it global warming and drowned and the rest of the real world lived happily ever after for thousands of years. Another happy ending

[696styx]

I like you

You can spell reindeer

Now name them

HaHa!

Just keeding

An ex Elizabethan (that's Jersey)