Tyler Thorngate- Dicarlos

Dicarlos.
LYRICS

Selling ads for the paper
Ain't easy as it seems
Living with my Jess baby
With my parents right across the street
I like to go home on lunch break
So I can save me a bit
So I can buy rocks and crystals
Cause you know I'm just religious as shit
I know I've made some mistakes babe
Well start with Jenna Burke
I must of fucked her a thousand time
Cause I know my dick really hurt

And I'm Tyler Thorngate
I'm just some dust in the wind
Yeah I'm Tyler Thorngate
You know I'm just full of sin
And I'm Tyler Thorngate
I'm just some dust in the wind
Yeah I'm Tyler Thorngate
Man I wish the Jags would fuckin win.

I like to hate on everything
That everyone else will do
I understand why they jelly
Cause Id wish to be more like me too
I've been balding since sophomore year
This shit just won't grow back
I used to have a big old mop
Now it looks like Peteys ball sack
My gut just keeps getting bigger
Must be from all the beer
I'm bout to burst in a million pieces
Man that band was really queer
I like to jack anths boat shoes
Man I aint got no swag
But don't you tred on me son
Cause you know I'll just tred right back

And I'm Tyler Thorngate
I'm just some dust in the wind
Yeah I'm Tyler Thorngate
You know I'm just full of sin
And I'm Tyler Thorngate
I'm just some dust in the wind
Yeah I'm Tyler Thorngate
Man I wish the Jags would fuckin win.


I know that I miss the bitches
All the dicarlos I could get
I just have one last question
Was this all worth it
Or am I still a bitch

And I'm Tyler Thorngate
I'm just some dust in the wind
Yeah I'm Tyler Thorngate
You know I'm just full of sin
And I'm Tyler Thorngate
I'm just some dust in the wind
Yeah I'm Tyler Thorngate
Man I wish the Jags would fukin win.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Peemills
• Peter
• Miller
• Tyler
• Thorngate

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