PR-PR-PR-PROCREATE/Parody of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

Get this song and most of the parodies in my video at www.spaff.com
I had this up, but with poor editing so I re-shot it and fixed it.. I still have one minor flaw.. and it will be fixed with trial and error.. I wanted to try a few effects.. So I played with the green screen and things..PR-PR-PR-PROCREATE
Parody of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

PERFORMED BY MONEYSHOT COSMONAUTS
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics (Thanks to Phil Alexander for allowing the filching of "football squad" and "six more breasts" from "Eight Babies - Eek!")
Jared Ringold: Backing vocals
Bob Emmet: Pro instruments, pro recording, pro mixing, pro creation, pro duction, re-pro duction


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I met a sadist doctor of fertility (Whee!)
Said I wanna grow a jungle from my family tree (I want it)
He said quadruplet sets are buy one, get one free
And punched my one-way ticket to reality TV

O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
Why stop at one? Octuple your fun!
O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
Hey look I've got - a whole football squad!

Can't stop my X and Y
So just stand by while I procreate
She's tryin' multiplyin'
Can't stop my mommy drive
So just take five while I procreate
She's lovin' reproduction

Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama
Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama

I like in vitro when you give it to me rough (Ooh!)
And Dick Van Patten lied 'cause eight is not enough (That bugger)
When I feed two at once I start to miss the rest
So now my plastic surgeon's gonna give me six more breasts (Yes!)

O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
Hey count again - I thought I had ten
O-o-o-ocho, o-o-o-o-ocho
It's evident: my womb is for rent

Can't afford any more
I still assure you I'll procreate
Vocation: replication
I should share my welfare
But I don't care, I just procreate
Need sitters for her litters

Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama
Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama

Ma-ma-mama
Ma-ma-mama

I'm not bluffin' that my muffin is for nothin' close to lovin'; it's for shovin' one more bun into my oven 'til I reach a dozen

So I'm the hostess with the mostest cell meiosis, and my closest diagnosis is eight doses of psychosis - holy Moses!

Got a need: gotta breed
There's donor seed and I procreate
She's wanting rampant spawning
I'm in pain, I'm insane
But I like fame so I procreate
Prolific and horrific

Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama
Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama
Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama
Pr-pr-pr-procreate, pr-pr-procreate
Ma-ma-mama!


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[stevecav1138]

Still remember you Spaff. Keep it up, don't stop like I did :)

[wabr6]

Hey stevecav1138, This is Ward the person who made this video.. I Hope he does not stop either.. I will forward him your message.. Take Care.. Ward

[destindoode]

Your awesome :D great video man!

[wabr6]

Hey destindoode, Thanks, But this is a team effort.. M. Spaff Sumsion wrote the parody, He than finds really talented people to perform the parody, and than I try to make a video for it.. I have the easy job.. Take Care.. Ward

[hairynipples96]

Cool vid-5 stars

[wabr6]

Hey hairynipples96, Thanks!!!.. Take Care.. Ward

[wabr6]

Hey HangoverMS, You are so right.. I get carried away with responding to comments that sometimes I forget to give the credit.. were it belongs.. I have it in the video and in the description box.. But every so often I do need to put the credit in the comments when answering.. Thanks for calling me out on this.. Take Care.. Ward

[HangoverMS]

Let's not forget to give credit to Moneyshot Cosmonauts for singing!

[wabr6]

Hey TheTime8899, Thanks!!! It's a pretty big compliment.. Take Care.. Ward