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There is $5 in the middle of the table. Spiderman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and A >SMART< BLOND are there. Who gets the money? None of them, because none of them are real.
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This said blonde jokes.
I only heard one joke.
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U kinda sound like peewee Herman. I find that hot for some reason. Wow I'm fucked up.
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A blonde was sick of people discriminating blondes so she decided to surprise her husband by painting the room. the woman starts painting. when here hubby comes home he looks at on the floor with a labcoat and jumper on. the hubby asked "why are you on the floor with 2 coats on?" the blonde replies "the paint told me it would look best if i applied 2 coats"
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lmfao
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i've heard that one! the best blonde jokes are the ones told by blondes.
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
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Haha being blond I've heard that one a million times.
PERV JOKE: Two kids are swimming in a river. One kid darts off behind a bush. curous four minutes later, the second kid runs after him, he finds him staring at a naked woman swimming. they watch for a little while until one of them runs off. the other one runs after him and asks "whyd you run away?" and the other kid says "My mom told me if I ever looked at a naked woman id turn to stone. i felt something getting hard so I ran away" X)
lilieisbeastie 2 years ago 8
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
xnomoresmilesx 2 years ago