TUTORIAL - How To Avoid Work: Supermarket Edition

How to avoid work at a supermarket.

THE GOLDEN RULE: EVERYDAY is your FIRST day.

Rule 88: Avoid all eye contact with customer. If you don't see the customer, the question doesn't exist.

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[wopat44]

fake

[tjb032]

@wopat44 Case closed! You've done it again, Sherlock Holmes!

[aplha183]

that was absoultely craptastic

[tjb032]

"craptastic" -- This isn't third grade. Start using more intelligent grammar.

[bostonbrawla]

The old "it's discontinued" line! I love it. My favorite one is I'll check in the back and I just go out back and talk to someone or take a piss then tell them it will be in tomorrow or next week.

[drazo99]

Very Funny Make More

[WiiWonderMan]

@wopat44 Oh really! I think that's the point..

[herpwhileyouderp]

I'm working in a supermarket at the moment. This made me LOL so hard.

[Dunniebrasco]

Somehow i enjoyed this ;)

[WorthWatchingVv]

lol this is pretty funny.

[DIABLOtheLEGEND]

@tjb032 start using more intelligent work methods, or your ass is geting sacked!

[DIABLOtheLEGEND]

fucking slackers, its funny thou....

[psyfertech]

haha i pulled the first day thing all the time on my first day

[meteorrocket]

The company that I worked for 2 years and almost 1 month ago has a policy of not taking back anyone who was fired. If you can't deal with EVERYONE, even people you hate, it makes looking for a job excessively difficult. I have learned this the hard way.