My "when I turn 50" song

A little diddy about when I turn fifty.

Lyrics:
When I turn 50
it's gonna be nifty.
I'm gonna party like my grandpa did
in 1960.

I'll buy a big house,
and I'll paint it blue.
My wife and kids,
they'll be there too.

We'll drive around
in our flying car.
and When it breaks down,
we're gonna fall real far.

A yahct and a beachhouse
they'll all be the nicest.
Everything I bought
during my mid-life crisis.

But everyone will be so
jealous of me.
When they find out Hugh Hefner
left everything to me.

I'll be big pimpin'
up in Malibu.
Now here's the part of the song,
where I play the Kazoo:

-Krazy Kazoo solo-

When I turn 50,
I'll be old and grey.
I'll be taking Viagra,
Almost every day.

I'll play golf,
and the lottery.
take a couple of classes,
learning pottery.

I'll drive around,
with my blinker on.
20 cars behind me,
honking their horns.


I'll drink prune juice,
it makes me hyper.
No need to worry,
I'll be wearing a diaper...

...when I'm 50.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• uat50
• aarp
• contest
• entry

[hernandadmx]

this person is right.... song should be more like when Im 60 or 70... 50 some ppl are still good.

[trevongtg]

SO FUCKIN STUPID

[zezzykiller]

Dont mind the assholes with the bad comments, nice song very cute

[deadlydog]

Hahaha nice, reminds me of something Adam Sandler would do.....and I loved the cartoon bird...unexpected and gold :)

[AmethystWoman]

wow. How old do you think 50 is? prune juice? vigra? golf? truth is, I am 54. YOU will be working your butt off! it's only just begun so adjust. Your grand dad in the 60's? yikes, that was like yesterday! wonder if Michael looked 50 to you?  he could still move at 50 huh? lol. you act like 50 is the new 80. You will be here before you know it.

[Demoniccrunk]

=D This just made my day. You're awesome! Thank you..."now here's the part of the sing where I play the Kazoo!"

[puppiesrule98]

really funny, but fifty? That isn't really that old. REALLY FUNNY!!! Prune juice at fifty and a diper at fifty? Not very old! But cute song! Very Funny!

[00ibite00]

=D lol that was hilarious.