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Uploaded on Sep 3, 2011

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illest mother alive - Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne
illest mother alive - Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne
illest mother alive - Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne

Lyrics

Kanye West

1985 white Lamborghini Countach, 2 of em
I need a slow motion video right now
Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion
Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga
Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey
I need a slow motion video right now ay ay

Damn baby p-ssy can't be your only hustle
Unless you bad as Naomi Russell
I mean a lot of niggas got money
So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell
Russell Brand, Russell Crow
Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of 0's
What you after, actor money?
You in line behind currency, yeah you after money
Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes
Got staples on my d**k (why) f*ckin' centerfolds
And I swear to God they so cold
Got a ni**a in Miami wearing winter clothes
I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome
She got her fur too, we get our his and her on
Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blurr on
Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose
Get back, you overclose
Oh no, the hood was strugglin'
But then I blessed them with that Polo
Ni**as was making music and then my first solo...
Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo
She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos
Yeah and I'm cold b**ch, please try to keep the door closed
Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos
Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed

Jay-Z (Kanye West)

Take it how you want til a ni**a dead
(Til then I'm the illest motherf***er alive)
Whole world aiming at a ni**a head
(Because I'm the illest mother***er alive)

Jay-Z

King Hov, I'm exactly what the f**k you think
11 in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag
Yall think Michael Jordan bad
Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had
Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass
Ni**as hear Watch The Throne, yeah it's like the Beatles back Bey Bey my Yoko Ono, Rih Rih complete the family
Imagine how that's gon look front row at the Grammys
F**k your awards like Eddie Murphy's couch
The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house
I don't even know what we doing here
Seems to me a complete waste of gear
Just a f***in waste of time, a complete waste of bottles
Ni**as fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models
Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it
When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses
My house like a museum, so I see em when I'm peeing
Usually you have this much taste you European
That's the end of that way of thinking, ni**a never again
Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that
This is where DiNero would be if he ain't turn back
F**k Sosa, this Hova this is real life
This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like

Kanye West

I need a slow motion video right now
Cause I'm moving in slow motion slow motion
Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga
shooting a nigga hey hey hey
I need a slow motion video right now ay ay

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  • yungboifr5h

    We really aint gonna see how legendary Ye and Hov are till about 20 years from now. But wow man 2 of the greatest in the game of hip hop. Look at what they've done.

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  • Sadeek Anthony

    "Y'all think Michael Jordan bad, nigga I had 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had." I find this line incredibly dope bcuz of the reference to his 11 #1 solo albums and MJ's 6 NBA Championship rings.

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  • stylesclash2

    Such a great song, Kanye and Jay are such an awesome duo :)

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  • noonespecialyoutoo

    'bullet proof condoms when I'm in these hoes' ....

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  • darkxoasis

    Thank you, jeez. I'm real tired of people thrashing these two dudes. I hear it everyday, but these people are geniuses. They do more in a day than I've done in my entire life.

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    in reply to yungboifr5h (Show the comment)
  • Stephen Vang

    I need a slow motion video right now! cause i hit a pole in slow motion slow motion! ay ay!

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  • victor oladipo

    eddie murphys couch sucks

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  • BackwardsMoving

    Damn this song goes so hard!

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  • D'Glester Hardunkichud

    Hov and Ye are in legendary status in music..like it or not!

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  • ruffryder135

    Southside On The Track* and Kanye Co produced this beat so you really can't hate.

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  • HydroBeatzMTM

    Southside

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  • Stephen Vang

    no kanye & jay....i'v been diagnose with cancer NOW I AM THE ILLEST MOTHEFUCKA ALIVE!!!!!

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