So Magical

This is a musical masterpiece I like to call
So Magical.

I'm gonna tell you about a guy
Who lifts me higher than the sky
so listen up!

J O H double N Y

Hes a cutie pie
with a nice attitude-why?
Cuz he knows how to live his life
like Rihanna and T.I.
eh eh eh ehhh

He goes to church to pray to god
im not even kiddin this aint no fraud
and when god looks down he sees a handsome guy
a beautiful blue streams through his eyes

J O H double N Y

When I say handsome that implies a stud
if you make him mad he'll throw you in the mud
this guy may be white
but dont even try and start a fight

J O H double N Y

this pitbull attitude stems from a game
challenge him in football and he'll put ya to shame
quick feet and reliable hands
people should feel honored to watch him from the stands

J O H double N Y

his football butt might be up to par,
but the distance he can drive a ball is wicked far
that's right a golfer witin dying to come out
he'll have to wait til retirement when hes out for the count

J O H double N Y

he may be an okay golfer
but when it comes to the wii
he's gonna get beat by a girl, thats right, me.

J O H double N Y

such a well rounded man
let me tell you what he likes to do
and I guarantee he will do it way better than you

any type of football
mercin on golfballs
watchin the tube
seein the redskinds lose
munchin on flavored (ew) seeds
helpin papa dukes in the yard with the weeds
losin his cent sport bets,
"man i fuckin hate the jets!"
sippin on arnold palmer
not to be confused with hard knocks star
while gazin at the stars
he wishes papa dukes would give him a new car
makin sick beats with joey bagz
hopin his insane moxy doesnt attract fags
on any given day you can find him hatin on Obama
he gets his political beliefs from his momma
in reality he's just jealous of Obama's swagga
just like young jeezy, my president is black :)

Despite his politcal views,
overall he's just amazing!
so in the future if you see johnny pickett,
dont think twice cuz hes wicked nice
it's his southern hospitality,
so sit down with him and grab a pepperoni or buffalo chicken slice.
he will gladly share his philosophy on life and it's a good one so listen up...

because...

He's number one!

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Comedy

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