Quest for Spoof: Infinity in a Box

While experimenting with infinity, deep in my secret underground facility, I accidentally dropped it into a box, and it actually fit!!
Imagine my surprise!!
Now, thanks to this revolutionary process, we are able to make infinity available to the consumer for a limitless time only.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• infinity
• box
• spoof
• comedy
• joke
• humor

[ScorpiusIncorruptus]

I was wondering, in what colors your Infinity come? I was hoping that you had 'clear,' bright white...

...or just blue.

[corthew]

Because of the infinite variations between the colors, the majority of which are indistinguishible from each other to the human eye, you will need to list the color frequency to the infinite decimal on the order form.

Please be advised though that this may result in an infinite delay in shipping.

[denismul]

You never specified if it is countable or uncountable infinity.

[corthew]

Neither.

We are using the Unaccountable variety.

[GrouchyPickle]

Dear Sir.

Your Infinity Box intrigues me. How would the Infinity Box deal with the quantum uncertainty generated by the placement of a domestic feline within it?

Sincerely,

-Prospective Customer.

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@HaveFaithInScience *Planck...sorry

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@corthew Your video was absolutely brilliant! I need an order form.

[CynicalSkeptic1]

@HaveFaithInScience I am God and I am omnipotent. Being the INFINITELY powerful individual that I am...I just split your Plank unit in half and dismantled your hypothesis. I also disproved the validity of evolutional theory by using a 2,000 year old holy book (once again exhibiting my infinite power).

[HaveFaithInScience]

Haha this is a brillian video! Very funny too, but I must tell you, according to quantum mechanics, there is a limit in which space and time can be broken down. It's called Planck units, and they mark the limit of shortness in intervals of space and time. So technically, nothing in this universe can be infinately small, but the concept of the video is still intriguing and all that true!

[robvlob]

Okay so I'll need three; one for the basement, one for the garage, and one for the attic just to make sure I have enough small infinite storage spaces and also I can categorize my infinite nothings by where they are located

[corthew]

Its infinity.

One size fits all.:)

[robvlob]

P.S. I have an infinite supply of nothing to put in the infinity in a box would it be possible to put all of my infinite supply of nothing in 1 infinity in a box, and are the infinite spaces in the infinity in a box compatible with my infinite nothing?

just need to know if i need more than one or the bigger one I asked about in previous post

[robvlob]

Before ordering is it possible to get a larger infinity in a box because I want a more infinite amount of small infinite spaces in my infinity in a box, or would this deplete the supply of small infinite spaces?

Sincerely a smart shopper

[zensorship]

I guess it comes out of the blue but what then happens, only God knows.