Dexter ( Mantis Shrimp) VS Roomate's Hand
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I love this fish, just because they punch things.
They don't just bite it, THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
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You can pretty much tell he was holding back. He didn't show a threat display, just kind of went "oh, what's this?" *tap* "Hmm, it's not really hard. Maybe it's soft food?" *grab* *roommate pulls hand away* " :C "
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Mantis Shrimp Facts:
Mantis Shrimp sank the Titanic
Mantis Shrimp have been known to eat entire families on vacation.
Mantis Shrimp make excellent lawyers.
Mantis Shrimp have laser eyes.
Mantis Shrimp is the only thing to EVER beat Chuck Norris..
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@cd2220 they also have enough poison to take down a siberian tiger. they just dont always use it lucky for this guy.
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"Ay! AY! Joo come in my tenk? Joo come in MY tenk, I punchoo so hard, joo wish I not punchoo so hard!"
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a mantis shrimps punch is almost equal to the force of a 22. calibur.
he was holding back :)
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@cd2220 It's not a fish...... it's a stomapod(hope I spelled that right.) but the rest of what you said is true!lol
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@mrrogue72 Smasher or basher same thing. They're awesome anyway.
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@mrrogue72 its smasher dude lol
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I will get one soon. His name will be Punchy.
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Hes a basher not a slasher. No big deal.
these shrimp are like the Mike Tyson of shrimp huh?
Kitty5299 1 year ago
@Kitty5299 ..yea, except they don't beat and rape teenage women....or do they?????
datsun510wanted 1 year ago 38