An Investment Banker Is Born - Getting Your Money's Worth

GettingYourMoneysWorthNYC.com - Judith West. This is for those trying to understand the banking crisis. Chuck in Texas, bought a donkey for one-hundred dollars. The next day the farmer told him the donkey died. Give me back my money, said Chuck. I can't. I've already spent it, replied the farmer. So, bring me the dead donkey. I'm going to raffle him, said Chuck. I just won't tell anyone he's dead. Later the farmer asked Chuck: How did you do with that dead donkey? Chuck replied: I sold five-hundred tickets at two bucks each and made a profit of eight-hundred ninety-eight dollars. The farmer, shocked, asked: Didn't anyone complain? Just the guy who won, said Chuck. So I gave him back his two dollars. Chuck left Texas to become an investment banker.

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