The ELFIS Story part 18 - You Can Sue song

ELFIS shares a weird funny twisted parody Christmas song jingle by the North Pole law office of The Claus(e) Co., made famous by Dr. Demento. Lyrics The Claus(e) Co. Music James Lord Pierpont publ.

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ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS - You Can Sue
Lyrics The Claus(e) Co. Music James Lord Pierpont publ.

Do you need some cash right now, are you feeling glum
We can show you how to net a tidy sum
There's hardly any risk, what have you got to lose
Just find a way to slip a disk and we will turn the screws

Oh, yes it's true, you can sue. Why not make them pay
Sue them all this Christmas season, hurry don't delay
Oh, Yes it's true, you can sue, fund your shopping spree
Just confess your cash was lifted while on Santa's knee

Feel that sudden lunge, it must be Santa's fleet
And through your ceiling plunge a dozen reindeer feet
With plaster falling down you beg them all to cease
We'll haul them up on damages while you take off for Greece

Oh, yes it's true, you can sue, why not make them pay
Sue them all this Christmas season, hurry don't delay
Oh, Yes it's true, you can sue, for a minor fee
Call us up this Christmas eve at suing 493

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Comedy

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