My Favorites from Rifftrax - Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Some of my favorite riffs from Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Chad Vader on the second worst movie ever made: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. Full disclosure of bias: I would rather shoot a toe off than watch a Star Wars Prequel, so most of my favorites involve pointing out how skull-shatteringly awful this movie is.

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[kissfan7]

If "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and RiffTrax has taught me anything, it's that bad directors and lingering shots of people parking are like peanut butter and jelly.

Also, Yoda can detect someone feeling bad because his mom died but not a miniature genocide?

[HoserSaysWhat]

I love Rifftrax

but not as much as the water

[57stewie]

Phantom Menace is the only one that I didn't like. I loved the rest.

[JustPhilNY]

1:37 Into the Weeniemobile! Weenieman away!

I rewatched the MST3K movie for the first time in over a decade, and I gotta say: it held up MUCH better than Phantom Menace in 3D!

[KakkoiiSasuke]

No, my rattail keeps choking me in my sleep.

[gronie17]

The biggest thing that bothered me about the prequels was everyone ignoring Anakin going all My Lai on an entire village of Sandpeople.

[disappearingone11]

@beyonddisturbed I was calling him that long before that scene.

[beyonddisturbed]

When Anakin was carrying the corpse of his mother in a show of hands who here said or was tempted to say

"Well...looks like hes now Little Orphan Annie"

[pittland44]

@TheLoverboyz901 I think God would send him to his own little corner of the bottomless pit, tartarus as the greeks called it, cause sending him to hell would be unfair to the people already there.

[pittland44]

I'm with you on the whole toe shooting thing. If I were forced to watch either the prequels or twilight or have to be circumcised with a cuisinart, I'd take the cuisinart.

[SenseOrSensibility]

Padme Amidala: Nowhere NEAR as badass as her daughter.

[MegaOrwell1984]

@Wes964 I love Blade Runner too. I have a special 4 disc DVD with all 3 versions. :D