Dear America... | David Mitchell's SoapBox

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In this weeks episode, David shares his views about hauliers. Or, to be more specific, people who drive those bloody big lorries that pollute the environment with their foul stench and noxious fumes.

As ever, you can be sure that our man doesnt hold back and we can only hope that members of the Eddie Stobart fanclub (yes, there is one) have a sense of humour.

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[DJdannydanj]

@niverent No you don't, american is not a language, you speak english.

[xXbutters1234]

and furthermore, allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

[ReyFlame82]

@walruzz099 Let's be honest, americans don't 'know' much about anything.

[TheVoice0fFate]

@ticklecreek The phrase is actually, 'to be specific'. You have obviously misheard. 'To be pacific'' makes absolutely no sense whatsoever unless the person in question was so alarmingly fat that they got considered to play the role of an ocean.

[walruzz099]

Brits and Americans need to stop this needless arguing. Besides, most americans I know (I'm not one myself) make fun of Brits because they know that they are easily angered and will get a reaction.

[Konartwist]

@gunterdak americans.

[Kan2209]

I don't know everything, so it is possible that I could care a bit less, somehow. But at this moment, the level of my caring is so low that I could not tell if I could or could not care less.

[MendelsonShape]

One that annoys me is when people use "then" instead of "than", as in "I am better then you". It doesn't scan. And I don't know if it came from America, but I hate the word "chillax" more than any other. It is an unsightly portmanteau of "chill" and "relax" and is likely to excite the exact opposite reaction to the one for which is was intended.

[MendelsonShape]

@musicalaviator In the UK, a footpath tends to refer to a rough path through, say, a nature walk, so it is used.

[gunterdak]

Who the fuck says "hold down the fort?"

[musicalaviator]

@o0FallenAngel0o Australian here: Sidewalk is said as "Footpath" here.

[troglodyto]

@xXbutters1234 i love your comment!