#125 - The YouTube Conservative/Libertarian Vlogger Troll Guide

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A GUIDE FOR YOUTUBE TROLLS.

I noticed that the Obamabots are really inconsistent with their slams on us conservative/libertarian vloggers, so I thought I'd come up with this little guide to help them be more consistent.

1. Find a conservative or libertarian vlogger. Despite the best efforts of Jonathan Soros and his board buddy Eric Schmidt, who are, IMHO, attempting to suppress any anti-Obama thought on YouTube, there are more and more of us each day waking up to the horror that is the Barack Hussein Obama presidency and his Reid/Pelosi/Frank Axis Of Evil. We won't be silenced that easily.

2. Make sure to use profanity in your comment. We all know how passionate you are in your displeasure of the vlogger. Plus using profanity really raises the level of discourse.

3. Accuse the vlogger of being a virgin. This is despite the obvious fact that they probably make love with their significant other more times in a week than you do with your hand in a year.

4. Accuse them of "living in their parents basement". Many vloggers broadcast from their offices, garages or even bunkers, all of which were bought and paid-for by solid hard work done by the vlogger. Don't think you can say the same thing about the government housing that you live in, can you?

5. A corollary to #4, accuse them of being unemployed, on welfare, not being able to get a job etc. Well, all of the vloggers I know have a full time job supporting themselves and their families and don't take handouts from anyone. So in this case, I'd say - those who smelt it, dealt it. Did you pay for the digs you are living in? Are you on some sort of government assistance - or maybe you work for the government. Maybe thats why you don't have the balls to get in front of the camera? Its easy and lazy to leave a comment.

6. And finally, and this is for ADVANCED TROLLS ONLY! Most of the time, these comments are simple slams containing some or all of the above with no real content, since they have no evidence to defend "their man" (BHO), so they revert to baseless insults and harassment. The advanced trolls however don't forget to add a SLAM for President Bush, despite the fact that hes saved all our asses from terrorist attack over the last 8 years. I don't agree with Bush on his fiscal policy, but you can't argue with his success on the War on Terror.

And there you have it...My 6 step guide for Obamabot YouTube trolls. Go forth and harass! We are ready for you, and we don't take s*** from anyone, so bring it on!

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[marvinurnaked]

"Freedom Bunker" = Mom's Basement

[THINKfutureShow]

Point 4. Amateur.

[jxwhit8]

LOL....

The problem with youtube is all of the communists/socialists. If you cant weed them out... we will breed them out. I think it is time to institute an old tradition... prima nocta... Every Con/Lib will have sexual rites on every (straight) socialist/communist. Once they get a taste... they will be begging for more and convert from the dark side. FREEDOM!!!!

[THINKfutureShow]

Actually, if you think about it eventually they will be breeded out. How many of these socialist liberals want to have a big family? Or a family at all? I say all of us conservative/libertarians should have a minimum of 3 kids in order to eventually weed them out. Too bad that will take generations.

[Saiguy]

Then again , there is always the racist argument, lord knows I'm a racist cause I don't support Obama. But who can forget the "Pelosi trump card," we won, you lost idea.

[THINKfutureShow]

OMG, I completely forgot about the whole "racist" thing. That needs a show of its own! Thanks!

[hkct45]

Good one Chris, you are either going to rile them up or leave them breathless, either or, Bring em' on!!

[patriotfreedomfigher]

though i do have to say i disagree with you on bush but hay im not a troll, im just expressing my opinion lol

[patriotfreedomfigher]

dude, thank you, you are my hero lol ill sub you now

[sparky303]

how ironic you are making a video about trolls while you look like you are living under a bridge in this video.

may I also suggest some sunlight. You look like a descendant of nosferatu.

[enomarekim]

dude, if you support the war on terror, you are not a libertarian

[carolmoore]

So if you are a conservative libertarian, what kind of freedom do you NOT believe in. (Libertarians of course are against force and fraud.)

[imejoehiyalol]

Feed.

[UTubekookdetector]

Marvin, do you have a low IQ?

[jlancecombs]

looks? again his point's proved.