Tiger Woods Christmas Song Parody

Lyrics:
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

He's the hor-horniest golfer of all
Saying, babe, take your presence
Off of your phone message
In case my wife calls
He's the hor-horniest golfer of all

Well, there's Jaimee, the waitress
Kalika in Vegas
And Rachel, but she says, not true
If I were his missus
And I was real pissed
I would total my Cadillac, too

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
And upholding his fame
Is the name of the game
When a hoochie is near
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

Real soon, Elin will dump him
Then, her lawyers will trump him
Like Furyk did in Chicago
There'll be gossipy stories
Regarding some whore he
Stuck his five-iron in, long, long ago

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
Bottom dollar, I'm bettin'
That Tiger is frettin'
About his career
He's the most unfaithful guy... Yes, the most unfaithful guy...
Oh, the most unfaithful guy... of the year!

Category:

Comedy

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[eduarfull]

Idonot understand as a black Faggot of shit is the great life ¡just by knowing the play sissy bal!. Who will be the fags investing so that the black garbage becomes rich by playing to the sissy ball ? Jajaja video so that sissy. accursed blacks with your garbage music hip hop, regaeton,reggae and more craps. we must exterminate. The tiger is my favorite animal because it is a beautiful cat Misantropo like me. Irritates me who are comparing this idiotblack woods, with the tiger

[xDmitriyVegaBMW]

"HORNIEST GOLFER OF ALL"  HHAHA

[TheBiancadiamond]

This is pretty funny considering that he slept not only with one but 12 or 13! I mean wow he kinda should know that this woulda happened to him .

[pimpmix1]

like seriously leave the guy alone

[yodaddyxx]

this guy can't sing

[missbubbles76]

@Lv2076 he looks black to me :-)

[prchmc]

I loved the video..shows just what a POS Tiger really is..BOYCOTT NIKE!!!

[Nine00]

@Lv2076 He's just as much Asian as he is black. I say that about every biracial person, not just famous ones.

[lumberjackphil]

tigers shit aside....this sucked...i tuned out at 0:48.

[TheCrazyOgre]

@Lv2076

Why does it matter? Black? White? It doesn't mean anything. I don't like Tiger, just because of what he did. I don't like Obama, not because he's black, but because his political views, which differ greatly from mine. I don't know why everyone makes a big deal of it. What I hated was hearing people say they were voting for Obama JUST because he's black. That in and of itself is racist.