B-B-B-Brett Favre is a Jet

Song Spoof by Chris Hawkey of the Powertrip morning show on KFAN Minneapolis St paul

Hey Brett We've Been through so much together Poppin pain Killers, Drinkin Beer in Snowy Weather I often dream of you and me and Lombardi in a Tub. Fluffy Big Bubbles Lots of Cheese Super Sexy Rub a Dub I Cried when you retired but your jaw was set You said it was time to get out But then you go and join the frickin Jets My tatoo is green and gold number 4 now you're wearing white and green My heart is Black and Blue What did you do? I'm a closet for your Davenport ohhhh B-B-B-Brett Favre is a Jet Hey Brett Why can't you be a quitter I feel like you're Chumura and I am his baby sitter All I know about Aaron Rodgers is His hair is kinda long Now I hate Ted Thompson, Mike Mcarthy, and that Frank Sinatra song.

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• Brett
• Favre
• Jets
• Spoof
• KFAN
• PowerTrip
• Hawkey

[kingofplatypus]

this song is hilarious! I can't stop listening to it.

[RickR0ll]

BRETTIE!

BRETTIE IS A JET!!!

[patrocks8803]

i think the funny part was the part of the painkillers

[timmy15656]

love it

[pikkdogs]

lol this great

the best part was I feel like your chmura and im his baby sitter.

It took all i had to not fall out of my chair on that one.

[sergentDylan]

hilarous it made me laugh so hard i love this song lol

i heard it on the radio we still love ya brett

[mess40]

I wrote my own version before hearing any of these other ones, and I need to get my old ass camera up and working so I can put one on here. Waaayyyy better than this garbage, although it's semi-funny.

[kingofplatypus]

what is the name of the music in the back

[opie353]

they traded him b/c the jets offered him a deal and he took it- its just nobody will admit it b/c it's against the rules... that's why minnesota got fined

[opie353]

that was awesome... damn jets... damn jets fans... you wouldnt be assholes if the packers got curtis martin.

[KirkeyTheTurkey7]

lol that would be funny if someone had a favre packers tattoo....Go JETS

[blondebeachbabeH]

wow!!! this is gayyy the jets rock!!! J!E! T! S! JETS JETS JETS JETS!!!!! sooo greenbay tradered him that suckk for him that there failtt he alll r noo bitching helll yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goojets and we're gop to the super bowl with b-b-b-b-brett and the jetss!!!!!!!!!!

[hmgamer555]

Softball, who is doing better? Jets or Packers? Well? Who is leading their division? Jets are, go suck a dick.

[porchematt22]

softball go fuck yourself... the packers traded him, he didnt have choice. i would rather see him play for a different team than retire when he still has the goods to play.

[softballkpab13]

he is a kuckin lier he says hes a not trader my ass i hate him now that hes w the jets

[c4macho]

who ever is singing is an idiot fu.c.k greenbay

[drumfreak87]

Chris Hawkey is the Weird Al of sports radio.  Mike Morris's end comment sums it all up.

[mike1od]

poppin painkillers drinkin beer in snowy weather...

brilliant

[drumfreak87]

This sounds like something Madden would write...at least the beginning, then it starts sounding like a disgruntled Packer fan.

[ehstang]

The best parody song writer & performer on sports talk radio! SKOL Vikes!

[seannyDproductions]

J E T S brett brett brett

[cccbbbaaa999]

Good, but could be better

[lpfreak9112]

amazing man, simply amazing.