Into Your Arms 1x03 [[My Life Is Pathetic]]

Stupid video. Ignore it!
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(Nick's POV)

I was pissed. I didn't get any lip action yesterday. Usually I'm with a girl after school and mostly all night, but yesterday's chick came down on me. When I got to school she was avoiding me as I could tell. Fuck her. I didn't need this shit right now. I took out a cigarette and started smoking it by my locker.




"S'up," said Joe walking over next to me. He had a cigarette in his mouth too. Joe was my bud. We've been cool since grade school.




"Nothing man," I said.




"So listen, we're gonna be meeting some chicks today after school," he said.




"Really?" I asked interested. "Who?"




"Some girls at that all girls private school two blocks down," he said grinning.




"The one who has all those babes in those low cut skirts?" I asked smiling. I high-fived him. "Righteous!"




"Ahemm," said Principal Johnson walking over to us.




"S'up man," I said to him grinning.




"Mr. Jonas, I'd like to be spoken with in a nice manner. Get those cigarettes out of your mouths and detention for both of you after school," he said before walking off.




I took the last whiff of the cigarette and threw it on the floor. Joe did the same. We'd be skipping detention for some nice hot--shit that was the last bell. I walked off to class. Halfway there I got bored and went to the boys bathroom to take some weed Joe brought in.




After school, Joe and I walked down to the all girls school. "Are they hot?" I asked Joe.




"Mines is. Maybe yours will be too," he answered me. I nodded. We walked to the back lot of the private school. Over there stood two girls in cut up school skirts and their white shirts half way unbuttoned. They both had brown hair and deep brown eyes. We walked over to them. Both were smoking.




"Hey Demi. This is Nick," Joe introduced us.




"Hi," Demi said. "This is Selena."




I looked over at the girl I'd be doing in a few minutes. She was pretty. Her lips were full and pink. She looked at me and asked me my name.




"Nick," I said.




"Full name," she said.




"Oh...Nick Jonas," I answered her.




She started laughing after that. "You're the one who fucked Allison?"




"What?" I asked.




"Don't bother hooking us up, Demi. I don't like guys with STD's," she said.




"Excuse me. I do not have STD," I said getting defensive. This chick didn't even know what she was talking. And she doesn't even know me. Once in bed, she will though.




"Please. I know what a player you are. You're doing everything and everyone, everywhere. Plus...I heard you have a small dick," she said smiling at me. Joe and Demi were staring at us. I gave her a squinted look.




"My dick is plenty big," I said. That's all I could come up with? Then the next thing I know she walks over and grabs my dick. I gape at her as she moves back again.




"Small," she said.




I started unbuckling my belt. I'll show her how small it is. "Whoa Nick, not here man. I have no desire to see it," said Joe stopping me. I looked at Selena. She was looking at me too.




"I'm out," she said walking away.




Demi and Joe talked for a few minutes and Demi followed Selena. I looked at Joe. "That bitch does not know what is coming after her," I said to him.

Dear Diary,

Demi took me to see some guys today. Nick and Joe. I was supposed to get with Nick. The small penis boy.




My life is pathetic. I'm gonna go use my protracter now.

Peace,
Selena

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[Pok3rF4ce]

fake and gay! XD

[xXrawrchick92Xx]

@Pok3rF4ce This fiction, so yes it isn't true. And there is no homosexuality in this story. You say it like it's an insult. Are you a homophobic?

[Pok3rF4ce]

@xXrawrchick92Xx LOL!!!! I was being stupid...I didn't know this video was so suppose to be SERIOUS. Anyways I'm sorry. As far as being homophobic, I've got way to many problems to have any concern over entire community thats happy with themselves.

[xXrawrchick92Xx]

@Pok3rF4ce It's not supposed to be serious. It's like fan fiction. And okay :)

[iluvjah2]

i made my sister read this one and she was laughing so hard she fell out of the chair. lmfao. xD

[xXrawrchick92Xx]

LMAO

seriously?

[JoBrosFanForever1]

LOl i laughed Soo Hard When she said i heard u had a small penis LOL

[SelenaMarieGomezYT]

HAHAHAHA

[monkeysgal44]

OMG! LOL! tht was hilarous!

[Xdanceluver96X]

ha! that was funny as hell! ur good! definately make more!

[kkklllzacvanessa]

wow.. amazing!

[iluvjah2]

yeah. lol. she didn't get it at first and i had to explain it to her.

btw, thanks for telling people to sub me [referring to comment you posted before]