EVIL FLOWERS!!!!!

The first Project-K short especially for children!

Trivia:
The original script, entitled "Night of the Day Lilies," was to be a six-hour, nearly dialogue-free film, following an old, terminally ill woman on her daily walks through the foothills of the Swiss Alps.

In an interview before filming began, Project-K contract writer/director Nigel Pock said, "This film will say more with its silences than could those stinking Hungarians in a thousand years."

After a yearlong talent search, Pock cast his Bulgarian laundress to play the lead role. He told her, "разговор към до ти сте цвете. и имам завършен пералня," (roughly, "Don't talk to me until you are a flower. And have finished my laundry.").

Pock hailed the unmade film as a psychological thriller—the first of its kind—based on the woman's inner-struggle of whether or not to pluck a pair of beautiful lilies from their native soil. Pock planned to have the woman die with scissors in hand, leaving the audience to forever wonder what her decision was.

Little is known about the man who irrevocably changed the course of Pock's masterpiece, but it is said that his name was "Reggie," and that he was "the height of twelve hands." He was a Teamster—the division has been lost to history—whose true gift was the brewing of Lophophora Williamsii, or what is colloquially known as peyote. It is fabled that he did not offer his "mescaline tea" to Pock, but rather had a mugful wrenched from his hands by the director, who croaked, "Give here, idiot." After downing the peyote brew, Pock disappeared for many months.

"I have been to the valley!" Pock shouted upon his return. The studio had long shut down the set; only the fluttering wrens heard his cry.

The production resumed soon after. Pock had cut the script down to a fifteen-minute short during which the elderly main character—his now deceased laundress had been replaced by the ticket-taker from the local Peep Show—did a pratfall over a garbage-pail. "This is more about being than living," the now-nude auteur said. "It's about the being that comes from living with the bees. Human bee-ings." He adjusted the trash bucket: "Man, this is going to be choice."

The final film was completed nearly two decades behind schedule. The final script was a mere scrap of the original on which the director had made crude drawings of two flowers singing.

Pock's whereabouts are currently unknown.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• PROJECT-K
• EVIL
• FLOWERS
• IPHONE
• WE
• WANT
• ONE
• NOW

[Talkingcamara2]

The FUCK did I just watch?

[bretmichalz1vr]

ummmm ok?

[herbalicious74]

oooooooh pretty floweR

[LB514]

I want one of my own!

[smk33321]

lolololollololololollololololo­llolo

[mustardede]

If you shit and or pissed your pants at this, you really need to learn fear. This is nothing compared to the things that kill disturbingly.

[mustardede]

pahaha That was funny.

[rineae]

omg that was disturbing go away

[2purple2star]

That was 11 seconds of pure torture.

[Springofpie]

what the flowerz? that scared the hell out of my, and that's gonnahauntmynightmares u know that thing that hides under ur bed? i know why. it's that thing!