Church: I was fourteen. I attended midnight Christmas mass with another familyalong with their son, Sean, my best friend at the time. I had a big ball of gas I held throughout the whole liturgy~Then, the most solemn part... where the priest drinks wine from the goblet. I could not hold back. I let out a stinker that sounded like Charlie Parker exploring the high notes on his alto sax... Sean started chorlting first; before long, the laughter had spread thorughout the pews. ~pwned~
@ghahandi Are you aware of the coinsidence of useing "fart" & "pew" in the same story? :)
JasonL77 1 month ago
Church: I was fourteen. I attended midnight Christmas mass with another familyalong with their son, Sean, my best friend at the time. I had a big ball of gas I held throughout the whole liturgy~Then, the most solemn part... where the priest drinks wine from the goblet. I could not hold back. I let out a stinker that sounded like Charlie Parker exploring the high notes on his alto sax... Sean started chorlting first; before long, the laughter had spread thorughout the pews. ~pwned~
ghahandi 1 year ago
omg too funny looooooooooooooooool
MikeAtomic10 2 years ago