California Gurls (Parody) - Katy Perry (Asian Guys and Girls)

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Lyrics:

[ Intro ]
Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey

[Verse 1]
I know a race
Where their eyes are really smaller
Damn, They're so smart
All of them are actually Scholars
Drinkin' boba tea
Playing games on Nintendo Wii (Asians)
And we get all A's
We don't even have to study (how smart)
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To Asian people
Once you hang out with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooh oh oooh

[Chorus]
Asian guys and girls
We're irresistible
Look so fine
We make your heart stop
Smooth silk skin
So hot
We'll melt frozen yogurt
Oooooh oh oooh
Asian guys and girls
We're so intelligent
Four Point Oh
We'll go to Harvard
Asians represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Verse 2]
Eat panda express
We order chicken teriyaki
We drive
Our Hondas
With Asians songs on the radio (oh oh)

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Fried, fat
Cooked extra nice
This is the way I eat my rice
Chopsticks, Chow Mein
Damn, everyone looks the same
You just can't miss
The ones that look like this
Squinty
Chinky
Looking pissed
Ramone soda
Drives Toyotas
Homework in Folders
I'm a fan
I understand
I love Japan
Just like I love Thailand
Philippines
And Hong Kong
All the way up in Saigon
Asian
Hangin' out
Karaoke
Singin' out (of tune)
Kawaski, Karate, wasabi
No takis
Heineken
At the Parties
Asian sensations
(Yeah)
Domiate this nation
(uh huh)
Youtube videos
They be representin' Asian people
(oooh yeah)

[Chorus]

[Outro]
(Asian people 2x)
Asian people man
I wish we all could be
Asian People
(Asian People)
I really wish
You all could be
Asian People
(Asian People)

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[babbikd]

igoogle translator for the chinese?

ROFL

[AznGhettowood]

@babbikd

lol you know it

-Jack

[zestydumb3]

The traditional chinese is all wrong, should have asked me LOL

this is arthur

[AznGhettowood]

@zestydumb3 obviously 

[TheBayShadow]

2:30 WTF is that in the back LMAO!!!!! ^0^ Funny as hell!!!

[kjezy3585]

+naked kevin ftw!

[Kittie0Meow]

This is awesome.

Asian guys and chicks are irresistable ^^

[teentitanscat]

Shiz I'm always made fun of at school by Mexicans cuz I'm Asians... guess what im both... This makes me feel good about my Asian race cuz most of it's true :D

[kissesyou4u]

Lmfao this is messed up and i love it

[AsianXOXOlove]

Asians... FTW

[Odipitzme]

You sing really good in this video dont take this in a mean way. I ASIAN [:

[aa20128]

LOOL. mark keppel 

[joela714]

ROFLHO. LOVE IT

[XxtheonlyuchihaxX]

uuh 2:40..

wuts the guy in the green shorts doing??

[11LAURENO]

Ha so not true there's a lot of ppl that are smart and live somewhere else than asia