Funny Dutch Commercials - Subtitled

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Uploaded by on Apr 14, 2008

Funny commercials from the Netherlands, translated and subtitled by myself. The commercials are from a series called "de Maatschappij: dat ben jij" or "Society: that is you." I have tranlated this as "Society is you and me" to maintain the rhyme scheme. Also I apologize for taking a few liberties with the translation, it was only done to make the humor more appealing to a wider audience. We don't have a lot of trolleys in America. Except in San Francisco. Enjoy!

Daar is Tim.
Tim moet een plas.
Waar moet een plas?
De plas moet in 't potje.
Tim ziet geen potje.
Tim is dronken.
Tim plast tegen de fiets van Jet.
Dat lucht op!

Wim is in het park.
Daar komt Els.
"Wil je neuken?" Vraagt Wim.
Els loopt door.
"Kapsonestrut!" Roept Wim.
Els is stom.
Wim is stoer.

Mies zit in de tram.
Daar komt Oma.
"Mag ik daar zitten? Ik ben oud en een beetje moe."
"Optiefe, ouwe graftak!" zegt Mies.
Oma moet huilen.
Mies is blij.
Nu kan ze lekker blijven zitten.

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  • "Beat it, you ol' fart." is a bit of an understatement.

    What she really said was "Fuck off, you old cunt."

  • I'm dutch and I can say that this is exactly what were like!

    I'm sorry, I meant to say what the British are like when they visit Amsterdam!

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  • @jonathanHOLLANDER: Deze stukjes komen uit 2002, is dus alweer een tijdje terug. 

  • els je bent echt een kapsonestrut!

  • because we smoke to match weed here

  • WTF

    I'm Dutch and it's the 1st time i see this... !?!

  • @rploeger Je bent in de war met Postbus 51. SIRE is afhankelijk van donaties. Voor de uploader: Hmm, lekkere nútsjesmoar op bôle!

  • Optiefen ouwe graftak hahhaa vet man..

    

  • @DRUMM3R117 yes

  • wim is stoer haha

  • @TitaniumLocker Haha ja x)

  • @BlockAps gravebranch :p

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