I used to be an adventurer like you

Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• skyrim
• elder scrolls
• video games

[Slurming]

I used to be able to run freely down the wintery slopes with the wind billowing with my hair and fight dragons on mountaintops

But one fateful day I was involved in a skirmish with the local loiterers and I found myself betrothed with a shaft of wood tipped with a sharpened piece of steel embedded in my patella

I now live the life of a menial City Guard, my jobs entail searching for stolen sweet rolls, calling the adventurer a lollygagger and admiring curved blades

[dadandevasing]

I used to put arrows in people's knees, then I got arrested.

[Cupoficedtea]

lol



[weaponsde]

if you got adventure problems i feel bad for you son, i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[xDustyRocker77x]

I feel a bit sick or I would never stop playing this game in my ridiculously free time

[D0ct0rWh0100]

I used to shoot arrows in everyones knee, but then I took a Nuke to my knee

[MrSunstar81]

3:00 hilarious!

[DailyDrunkGamer]

I used too make arrow too the knee jokes..until i got a punch in the face

[onlywhenpissed]

@namasgf I used to be in the IRA until they took a power drill to my knee.

[onlywhenpissed]

I can't play this game for fear of an arrow in my knee.