St. Anger Parody by Matt Smith

EXPAND FOR LYRICS--OK guys don't get pissed off at me for posting this. I really am a Metallica fan! This sums up the music and production of St. Anger pretty well. Not an entirely bad album, but I thought this was funny.

Oooooooooooh, what a good band we are
Back from the brink of extinction, it seemed
Oooooooooooh, we play downtuned guitars
And boy it sounds "raw" to intentionally sing out of key
Back to our roots
These songs are long
And there are fast parts
So that automatically means that they're good!
DOUBLE BASS-AAAAAH!!!
Back to our roots
Complex just like "...Justice!"
Complex just like "...Justice!"
Bob says that we are a jam band
And should write everything here on the spot
So I'm making all of this up as I go along
To capture these moments of genius
Listen to how well the songs flow!
Every part makes sense and is there for a reason
Well, I was in rehab
I'm an invisible outcast
I wanna cry, cry, cry
Life is so hard for me
No, Daddy, no!
Bob, help me!
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill!

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[crizzo420]

I prefer this to the original.

[PGROSYE02]

I swear, metallica probably thought, "Hey, Let's mess with a lot of people and release an album that sounds like linkin park just for a couple laughs, and to see if the grammys will think its actually good and give us another one of those stupid statues."

[JaykandjamezX2]

this is brilliant hahahaha

[HillcrestCapital]

This is fucking great, can't wait to troll my friends in the car with this

[Doyledeth]

@dandodo No shit genius

[Lavaminer4]

Now this means nothing, because of Lulu.

[Lavaminer4]

@Lavaminer4 Yes it is.

[dandodo]

this is fucking fake wtf lars can't do this

[Metroid24242]

donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk donk

[TheYeldarbinator]

Wow, if you're gonna do a parody, atleast make a good parody. This is awful...

[tickedoffnow]

this is so stupid but funny

[revsharp777]

Sooooo awesome. I picture a monkey beating the shit out of a trashcan!