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Bo Burnham - UMBC - Sonnet

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  • I saw the morning dew betwix thine thighs, as I removed my source of greech and power. As if King Mightus dared to touch the skies, upon my body fell a golden shower.

    Thy bodies temples two church bells had rung upon they chest a row of pearls bestowed. The sun had set, thy set with weary hung and thought how black a night and blue (blew) a load.

    I said what light through yonder beaver breaks it is the east. Now my belly's yellow.

  • My pole gives cause to storms and earthy quakes, but tis not massive I am no

    Othello.

    And when the final moment came to pass, like Christ, I came ariding on an ass.

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  • Why can't I do my Poetry LitCrit on this...?

  • THIS IS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY

  • The Othello line is brilliant.

  • @KelseeElizabeth it is the yeast*

  • @KelseeElizabeth Grecian Power and Mightus? .... really? .... take a look through a history book

  • Great for my English class.

  • Great for my English class.

  • @KelseeElizabeth Yeast*

  • Morgan freeman needs to narrate this during a porno.

  • it was it is the YEAST. Beaver... yeast....get it?

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