My Goody Two Shoes Brother - Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb.
Doofensmirtz singing about his brother on the episode 'Tree to get Ready'

LYRICS;

I bear lots of animosity to bellhops - they never bring my luggage up on time!
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews.
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers, or sports fans in the bleachers.
& I'm not sure how I'm feeling about YOU!
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
That I would love to give a lashing to!
But my goody two shoes brother, the favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother in a ton of pigeon goo!
Yes, my goody two shoes brother, the favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother -- Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother in a ton of pigeon goo!

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[ShanSinghTV]

Doofenshmirtz is so hilarious. He's not evil, he's just an overly dramatic, emotionally scarred person.

[mlcandylover23]

I STRONGLY BELIEVE THIS IS THE ONLY WORTHWHILE SHOW ON DISNEY NOWADAYS.... SADLY. I LOVE THIS SHOW <3

[ChiheisenChan]

@Lukkilikka haha awesome! that's something to be proud of! i'm from sweden so that means that i can have that evil scientist way of speaking english, but sadly i sould rather brittish....well well x)

[Lukkilikka]

@ChiheisenChan

Well, I don't like to brag, but very few people can catalogue pollen samples more evilly than I can.

Also when speaking English I have my naturally evil Finnish accent, so I have that working for me.

[ChiheisenChan]

@Lukkilikka haha awesome! are you also an evil scientist that looks kinda like a pharmacist? x)

[Lukkilikka]

@ChiheisenChan

I usually dress like him anyway.

Even before I had ever seen this show.

Accidental cosplay?

[carterina1divina]

Doofernsmirtz has reason i am on your part

[CashLottie]

Doofernsmirtz should go to American Idol

[Kleenteamo5]

0:17.....Terrorist?

[ShadowDGX]

thank you sir I'll have another

[controlfreak564]

@DroidArmyLeader How about that time he gave up evil but they still made perry check up on him because "his evil activity has gone down drastically"so its not really perry but the one who gives him his assignments(Yes I mean Major Monogram and CARL)

[PlainVanilla22]

lol at 1:01