old lady joke

This ones pretty long not sure if there is a good enough pay off but i had fun doing it

spoiler alert here is the joke as written to me in an email


One day this old lady was watching an info-merrcial on tv. This person was selling a tool that you put on the top of your head and screw tight and it gives you instant lift and gets rid of bags under your eyes. She buys the product and uses it. She notice that there are still bags under eyed and continues to tighten it over and over again. She goes to the doctor to see what's wrong and explains to him everything thing about the tool. He then says to her, ma'am those aren't bags under your eyes. She says what are they then? The doctor replies, those are your breasts. The lady says, oh then this thing on my chin isn't a beard?

thanks fro the support, I really appreciate everything...

-d

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• gradualreport
• old
• lady
• joke
• bag
• under
• eyes
• beard
• on
• mouth

[ajyoville101]

this guy could make ANYTHING funny hahaha

[Timidanne]

I sent that joke in like months ago.

[scorchedfire1]

can someone plz eplain what the beard is?

[missbieber102]

my computer is slow and i was sittinqq there waitinqq for iht to laod and iwhen he said hello at the begininqq he scared the hell out of me and i almost jumped out of my seat omg

[rainbownarwhal1]

No comment...

[createmakeup]

If te breasts were bag then the bellybuton would the nose there for the beard is the pubic hair on the vaginal area

[fcsoccerstar6]

Suckish

[fcsoccerstar6]

U have really sickish jokes

[stav2010]

I did the terrible mistake of watching this video while eating my breakfast

[thecladdaugh]

wooooowww

[HannaEdelkamp]

You're turning DDiary into Gradual Report! Stop it

[shaneDwsonlvr]

..never got that.