New Math

NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw

my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798

three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"

music and lyrics by bo burnham

whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.

split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.

is new math...

whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.

take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...

is new math.

and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.

support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah

word problems

if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....


and new math

Category:

Science & Technology

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• math
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• funny
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• silly
• wordplay
• stand-up

[DanglingBaby]

Math in science shirt.

Fucking rebel man.

[junkdriver10x]

So many people are getting this wrong, so, as a professional YouTube troll, I decided to do the research, and will enlighten you all: Bobby is 14, Tori is 12, and Kim is 7. Bo Burnham is from Massachusetts, wherein the legal age-of-consent is 16. It cannot however be considered statutory rape until the oldest (Bobby) is 18. Thus you must count the months from when Bobby turns 18 to when Kim turns 16. This is 5 years. There are 4 30-day months a year, so the answer is 20 30-day months.

[AyaAma15]

Freaking hilarious, the dude Bo, who is singing is HOTTTT :D

[PlayableJackson]

to the question about the person who is half as old as the guy who is 2 years older than the other person who is 12 how many 30 days months till its not rape my answer is 44. would make her 7 so she would need to wait 11 years there are 4 30 day months this year so i assume thats the same every year so 4 times 11 is 44 months sir! check my math! wuhahaha lolz

[icebird01311998]

2:38 lol, word problems! ready?

[RuninVideoMan]

3:45 - 3:50 Speaks to me.

[funwithgoats01]

@konsco hehe, np :D

[dreaminsleepin]

@MLGboy7thst he just made a joke about lance armstrong who had cancer and lost one of his testicles "two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france"

[konsco]

@funwithgoats01 Em I'm dumb! Thanks

[funwithgoats01]

@konsco you could just google it, but its G C Em D

[Frostedfrakes777]

@junkdiver10x Do you want to stop being so annoying and taking over the comment section? ..........Thanks

[hawkeyeman2424]

Klinefelters....