You're wondering why a man can be so large all year 'round? He works one night a year, spends a quarter of the time eating unknown cookies and milk and is pulled around by magical reindeer that do all the work of hauling his ass. Not to mention, everything magically allows him to move in to the chimney and then lay the presents underneath the tree. Besides, the bulk scares the elves and keeps them in line. Just having them think everyday that if he trips over, one of them could be dead.
Wow.....the memories....5 years later.
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You're wondering why a man can be so large all year 'round? He works one night a year, spends a quarter of the time eating unknown cookies and milk and is pulled around by magical reindeer that do all the work of hauling his ass. Not to mention, everything magically allows him to move in to the chimney and then lay the presents underneath the tree. Besides, the bulk scares the elves and keeps them in line. Just having them think everyday that if he trips over, one of them could be dead.
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