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Uploaded by on Apr 23, 2006

Chris Rock explaining how to not get your ass kicked by the police FUNNNNNY

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  • How can he be racist if he's african-american...and dissing african-american stereotypes??

  • If everyone would follow cris's rules no one would get their ass KICKED!!!!

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  • @halliwellgirlatheart hes not dissing african-american stereotype, you fucking idiot hes dissin the cops for bein such dicks to african-americans..

  • I think i got this:obey the law, use common sence, stop imiedatly, turn that shit off, be polite, shut the fuck up, never ride with a mad woman...I hope this will help me next time

  • You might be a victim of police brutality because you sell drugs, steal things that are not yours. Climb into windows of someones house. Dress like a thug (common misunderstanding) Or maybe just cause your black and loud... Im not sure of the true answer but here's a start. Someone should Wikipedia this shit.

  • obey the law

    use common sence

    stop imiedatly

    turn that shit off

    be polite

    shut the fuck up

    get a white friend

    and latst but not least...

    DON'T RIDE WITH A MAD WOMAN!!!!!

    rember this people i'm sure he knows what he's talking about! lol

  • LOL! He's so right about leaving a mad woman at home. Reminds me of that episode of Californication.Where he got his ass beat by a cop because his pissed of girlfriend.

  • lol

  • @Ikeepitdownhome your a fucking twat. shut the fuck up

  • @texas81supporter your a fucking twat. shut the fuck up

  • My Favorite is "Shut The Fuck Up" LOL

  • their not even wearing seatbelts while driving

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